Anyone from the UK?

[Daisy_Love]

I’d wife him in a heartbeat.

You’d wife anybody

 

[Wriggle]

I was just trying to be fun again - but once again it has to be a massive piss take.

Also - paramour, not mistress.

 

[Daisy_Love]

Who is this hussy stealing my fiancé!

Ohhhhh, you’re the online mistress!!
My mistake.
Carry on

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

I was just trying to be fun again - but once again it has to be a massive piss take.

Also - paramour, not mistress.

He’s even admitted it - back to my Miss Haversham mansion for me…..

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Ohhhhh, you’re the online mistress!!
My mistake.
Carry on

I was the online fiancé, until he took off with his online mistress, I mean paramour

 

[Saltfountain]

He’s even admitted it - back to my Miss Haversham mansion for me…..

Was Miss Haversham into fisting too?

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Was Miss Haversham into fisting too?

That would have blown away the cobwebs!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

*Stomps in, very unhappy...*

Right, you lot! Who has nicked my rubber duck, King Quackers? I can't have a bath without him?

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Ooh I hope that’s a mighty Boosch reference!

I got a mangina... I'm old greeeeeeeg

Not really a mighty boosh fan but my step daughter loved it and I remember that sketch.

 

[Wriggle]

We're actually watching season 3 of the mighty Boosch with our youngest teen at the moment - he really gets it and I don't know if it's because I'm a good or bad parent in this case.

 

[HornyKatie1979]

I disappear for a few hours, and you're all getting married off and having wanking competitions!!!

 

[Wriggle]

I disappear for a few hours, and you're all getting married off and having wanking competitions!!!

It's been pretty great, actually.

Do you want to see a grown man with a pink ladyscarf.

 

[HornyKatie1979]

It's been pretty great, actually.

Do you want to see a grown man with a pink ladyscarf.

Given the reactions further up the thread, maybe!?!?

 

[Saltfountain]

 

[joclfc]

?

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Start practicing peoples

Anyone going?

 

[Saltfountain]

?

Anyone going?

Your wife... Is she a goer? Nudge nudge, say no more...

 

[joclfc]

Oh for thee love of God
Missed again

I've missed it too

 

[joclfc]

I'm trying to catch up, missed 5 pages

 

[Wand3rlust]

I disappear for a few hours, and you're all getting married off and having wanking competitions!!!

Still single I won the wanking competition, even though I'm nowhere near the biggest wanker on here, and we missed @Wriggleitlady 's pink lady scarf.
i dont think @AmandaKellyUK posted hers...

 

[Wriggle]

And somehow I ended up getting betrothed and jilted all on valentine's day, too

 

[Wriggle]

....we missed @Wriggleitlady 's pink lady scarf.....

Twice

 

[Wand3rlust]

And somehow I ended up getting betrothed and jilted all on valentine's day, too

But he has a parachute or something. So it's all good.

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

And somehow I ended up getting betrothed and jilted all on valentine's day, too

You picked your paramour over me, I knew I should have shown off my sexy pink lady scarf

 

[Wand3rlust]

You picked your paramour over me, I knew I should have shown off my sexy pink lady scarf

He picked his paramour over all of us.
Maybe he should be shunned ?

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

He picked his paramour over all of us.
Maybe he should be shunned ?

and so it was that the shunning came to be