Anyone from the UK?

[Saltfountain]

A poem about... bins

Roses are red
The Wand3r's deluxe
The Katie is common
And filled with your muck

Violets are blue
Roses are red
When Katie sees this
I'm gonna be dead

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Violets are blue
Roses are red
When Katie sees this
I'm gonna be dead

Is this like when schoolboys pick on the girl they fancy?

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Good morning folks - bins and poetry? must be Valentine’s Day!

 

[HornyKatie1979]

There's probably one of these where we rhyme moreish and whoreish, but I can't quite figure out the bin angle on it...

 

[Saltfountain]

Is this like when schoolboys pick on the girl they fancy?

Mebbe

 

[Saltfountain]

There's probably one of these where we rhyme moreish and whoreish, but I can't quite figure out the bin angle on it...

Roses are red
Chocolates are moreish
My bin gapes so wide
It's totally whoreish

 

[lingus60]

There's probably one of these where we rhyme moreish and whoreish, but I can't quite figure out the bin angle on it...

Roses are red
Chocolates are moreish
My bin gapes so wide
It's totally whoreish

beat me to the draw …again!

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

There's probably one of these where we rhyme moreish and whoreish, but I can't quite figure out the bin angle on it...

the smell of the bins is very moreish
at the sight of the bin men I feel whoreish

you are welcome

 

[Saltfountain]

the smell of the bins is very moreish
at the sight of the bin men I feel whoreish

you are welcome

Mandy claims to be dead classy
But I bet she loves it up the assy

 

[HornyKatie1979]

I'm off for a few hours driving. Have fun everyone.

 

[lingus60]

Stay safe!
getting on train to London soon. Just checking I’ve got my passport and visa

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Roses are red
Violets smell nice
My marriage depends
On the roll of a dice

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Roses are red,
I buy them by habbit
she'd rather have fun
With her rampant rabbit

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Roses are red
I'm not really bitter
Though I have to admit
My mood's in the shitter

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
Wonky's a dish,
Get on your back, bish.

G'morning folks.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Morning

Happy Valentines/Galentines Day

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Morning

Happy Valentines/Galentines Day

Likewise.

The cards I posted to myself should be here soon!

 

[Daisy_Love]

the smell of the bins is very moreish
at the sight of the bin men I feel whoreish

you are welcome

If you seen the bin men at mine you’d change your mind

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
Wonky's a dish,
Get on your back, bish.

G'morning folks.

Who said romance is dead?

 

[Wriggle]

Morning

Happy Valentines/Galentines Day

Galentine's day was yesterday.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Who said romance is dead?

'zactly. I amaze myself by how romantic I am. I'm such a catch. I'm right up there with herpes and syphillis.

 

[Wriggle]

Mandy claims to be dead classy
But I bet she loves it up the assy

These posh ladies probably all have a working class kink/taboo thing.

On a totally unrelated note.
I'm a postman, don't you know.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Galentine's day was yesterday.

No, it wasn't.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Right guys and girls. Flying visit from me. My body is extremely broken today. I need drugs and more bed rest.

Have a great day everyone. Be good! And if you can't be good, be careful. And if you can't be car... You know what? Fuck it. Do what you want.

 

[Daisy_Love]

No, it wasn't.

It’s ok bestie! It can be our Galantines day

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