Anyone from the UK?

[AWonkyDonkey]

Yeah I think it might have been just you she was glaring at .

Or @HornyKatie1979 has a lazy eye?

 

[Saltfountain]

Yeah I think it might have been just you she was glaring at .

No no, she definitely said everyone

 

[Saltfountain]

*glares at everyone*

You're excused.

*Glares at the others*

See!

If you listen and pay attention you don't miss shit Lusty

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Or @HornyKatie1979 has a lazy eye?

I'm glaring at 2 people at least now.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Hoping I'm not on Katie's shit list

 

[lingus60]

I'm glaring at 2 people at least now.

Name and shame!

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Hoping I'm not on Katie's shit list

Never.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I'm glaring at 2 people at least now.

Don't glare at me! I was just merely asking a perfectly valid question about the state of your eyesight...

*Makes plans to leave the country, effectively immediately.*

 

[lingus60]

Don't glare at me! I was just merely asking a perfectly valid question about the state of your eyesight...

*Makes plans to leave the country, effectively immediately.*

Private jet?

 

[Saltfountain]

I'm glaring at 2 people at least now.

Calm down dear. You'll do yourself a mischief

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Private jet?

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/fa/40/81/fa40819fe836dfae5b44b80ef150aabb.jpg

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Private jet?

Pfft, the state of my finances, I'll have to stow away on a tramp-steamer.

Sadly, that isn't a euphemism for a woman.

 

[Saltfountain]

Don't glare at me! I was just merely asking a perfectly valid question about the state of your eyesight...

*Makes plans to leave the country, effectively immediately.*

Apparently donkeys are in the cat family.


Cos Wonky is a complete pussy...

 

[lingus60]

Not heard that chat up line for a while

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Apparently donkeys are in the cat family.


Cos Wonky is a complete pussy...

No, you misheard. Get tha' sen an hearing aid.

You heard "Wonky gets the most pussy."

I collect stray cats for the council.

 

[Saltfountain]

No, you misheard. Get tha' sen an hearing aid.

You heard "Wonky gets the most pussy."

I collect stray cats for the council.

Collects something...

 

[lingus60]

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/fa/40/81/fa40819fe836dfae5b44b80ef150aabb.jpg

Methane fulled then

 

[Wriggle]

Hoping I'm not on Katie's shit list

Pretty sure you are actually on everyone's favourite list.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

*sobs*

All I want is for people to be nice to me. I'm having a shit day.

I'll pay you!

 

[HornyKatie1979]

*sobs*

All I want is for people to be nice to me. I'm having a shit day.

I'll pay you!

Ah, so you DO have the lottery thousands hidden away!

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Pretty sure you are actually on everyone's favourite list.

You smoothie!

 

[RosewoodTulip]

*sobs*

All I want is for people to be nice to me. I'm having a shit day.

I'll pay you!

I'll be nice to you Wonky. I really like the way you Hee Haw

That'll be one Twirl chocolate bar please

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Ah, so you DO have the lottery thousands hidden away!

No comment...

I'll give you a tenner.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I'll be nice to you Wonky. I really like the way you Hee Haw

That'll be one Twirl chocolate bar please

Awww! You get TWO Twirls for being adorable.

 

[HornyKatie1979]

No comment...

I'll give you a tenner.

Deal!

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