Anyone from the UK?

[RosewoodTulip]

Morning

Morning

 

[Wand3rlust]

Morning

Hey Rosie - how you feeling now??

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Hey Rosie - how you feeling now??

Doing alright. Head doesn't feel so heavy anymore now.
You ok?

 

[Saltfountain]

Moaning

 

[Wriggle]

I think someone should read them all and recap the highlights.

Who remembers the great wheelie bin discussion? Ah, nostalgia...

Nostalgia isn't as good as it used to be.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Moaning

In a good way?

 

[Bagpipefish46]

I feel bad now my bins down get an outing until Friday

 

[Wand3rlust]

Doing alright. Head doesn't feel so heavy anymore now.
You ok?

Yeah good thanks.

So glad we're all talking about bins again...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

...who wants to tell him?

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Since the signatures don't show up on mobile, I'm going for benefit of doubt, hence making this anonymous. Still...men - be better. Urgh.

Oi! Don't tar us all with the same brush.

I check the profiles of anyone I chat to.

Anyway, women can be a bit weird. I got a random PM last week from a woman. I quote - "I have an itchy vagina. I must have fleas in it."

...

That was it.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Oi! Don't tar us all with the same brush.

I check the profiles of anyone I chat to.

Anyway, women can be a bit weird. I got a random PM last week from a woman. I quote - "I have an itchy vagina. I must have fleas in it."

...

That was it.

Ew

 

[Bagpipefish46]

Oi! Don't tar us all with the same brush.

I check the profiles of anyone I chat to.

Anyway, women can be a bit weird. I got a random PM last week from a woman. I quote - "I have an itchy vagina. I must have fleas in it."

...

That was it.

That’s most definitely one of the more random messages to get

 

[Bagpipefish46]

Ew

I agree on so many fronts

 

[Wand3rlust]

Oi! Don't tar us all with the same brush.

I check the profiles of anyone I chat to.

Anyway, women can be a bit weird. I got a random PM last week from a woman. I quote - "I have an itchy vagina. I must have fleas in it."

...

That was it.

Jeez you ask a mate for help...

*don't trust anyone, folks*

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

That’s most definitely one of the more random messages to get

Tell me about it.

Why can't I get a "Hey stud... Let's fuck." kind of PM?

*Does his Eeyore impression.*

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Oi! Don't tar us all with the same brush.

I check the profiles of anyone I chat to.

Anyway, women can be a bit weird. I got a random PM last week from a woman. I quote - "I have an itchy vagina. I must have fleas in it."

...

That was it.

I never get PMs. In all the years I've been on Lit (well, granted I've only recently started actively using the forums), I've only had 2 pm's.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Jeez you ask a mate for help...

*don't trust anyone, folks*

No, no. You must have got confused. It'll be your age.

You PM'd me asking if it should be that colour.

I reassured you that Uranium Green is quite a ... bold choice and men will surely be attracted to you even more... Or get radiation sickness.

Much love,
Dr Wonky.

 

[Heidi_UK]

Oi! Don't tar us all with the same brush.

I check the profiles of anyone I chat to.

Anyway, women can be a bit weird. I got a random PM last week from a woman. I quote - "I have an itchy vagina. I must have fleas in it."

...

That was it.

...

Fair enough.

BE BETTER, PEOPLE.

 

[Heidi_UK]

I never get PMs. In all the years I've been on Lit (well, granted I've only recently started actively using the forums), I've only had 2 pm's.

Wear Tartan or have vagina fleas.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I never get PMs. In all the years I've been on Lit (well, granted I've only recently started actively using the forums), I've only had 2 pm's.

I don't really get many. I get a few from men who seem to think they can turn me but that's about it.

 

[Wand3rlust]

No, no. You must have got confused. It'll be your age.

You PM'd me asking if it should be that colour.

I reassured you that Uranium Green is quite a ... bold choice and men will surely be attracted to you even more... Or get radiation sickness.

Much love,
Dr Wonky.

*stares at Wonky *

Oh. I'm no confused. I'm not confused AT ALL.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

*stares at Wonky *

Oh. I'm no confused. I'm not confused AT ALL.

Are you sure dear? It's just... you're wearing a Snoopy apron and not much else.

 

[Bagpipefish46]

Wear Tartan or have vagina fleas.

Now that’s a choice lol

 

[Wand3rlust]

Are you sure dear? It's just... you're wearing a Snoopy apron and not much else.

Well that proves you can't see me.

I'm naked.

 

[NorthernCardinal]

I don't really get many. I get a few from men who seem to think they can turn me but that's about it.

Oh, sorry. I've had 3. One from a dude the other day because he said hello and he was new on the forum and I just replied saying hello, which he deemed as an invite to message me. I ignored him. Oops.

 

[deft]

Well that proves you can't see me.

I'm naked.

Oh, myyyyyy!