Anyone from the UK?

[Saltfountain]

I'm an innocent man! The feds are fitting me up!

 

[SmoothTalker80]

Still not living up to it

Sometimes you need the rough to appreciate the smooth

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Sometimes you need the rough to appreciate the smooth

Ha ha I’ll give you that one

 

[joclfc]

Is Wand not playing anymore

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Is Wand not playing anymore

She’s prepping for the game

 

[Saltfountain]

She’s prepping for the game

Whereas Amanda is prepping for her fisting

 

[Wand3rlust]

She’s prepping for the game

Wait, playing what now?

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Whereas Amanda is prepping for her fisting

How exactly would someone do that?

 

[Saltfountain]

Wait, playing what now?

Well, it's late, so maybe just a quick game of Splendor?

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Wait, playing what now?

The football not @Wriggleitlady suggestions………

 

[Saltfountain]

How exactly would someone do that?

You asked

 

[Wand3rlust]

Well, it's late, so maybe just a quick game of Splendor?

I don't know what that is. Isn't splendor artificial sweetener?

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

You asked

Of things I will never read, this is near the top of the list

 

[joclfc]

Wait, playing what now?

With me I was hoping

 

[Saltfountain]

Of things I will never read, this is near the top of the list

And that's why I'm rarely helpful and usually a sarcastic cunt.

That was a proper answer to your question

 

[Saltfountain]

I don't know what that is. Isn't splendor artificial sweetener?

Well, Power Grid would take too long

 

[Wand3rlust]

Well, Power Grid would take too long

Hang on, I'm reading.

 

[Saltfountain]

Next time I'm told off for being sarcastic, you can all blame @AmandaKellyUK...

*removes glove*

 

[Wand3rlust]

With me I was hoping

How could I resist a promise of a cold breakfast?

 

[SmoothTalker80]

How could I resist a promise of a cold breakfast?

I thought I was on to a winner, offering a shoulder & foot rub. Now I see the error of my ways

 

[joclfc]

I thought I was on to a winner, offering a shoulder & foot rub. Now I see the error of my ways

Food

 

[NorthernCardinal]

 

[NorthernCardinal]

I was rudely awakened by some foxes shagging in the road outside.

Turned the TV on, this game of hand egg is close. Only a few minutes left.

 

[Spanky1372]

I was rudely awakened by some foxes shagging in the road outside.

Turned the TV on, this game of hand egg is close. Only a few minutes left.

On the road? Don't they know how dangerous that is? You should have donned your hi vis and gone outside to berate them.

 

[deft]

Ugh. Just... Monday ugh

Mornin' all, I guess