Anyone from the UK?

[Saltfountain]

Good morning everyone - even to you odd ones with mid week bin collections (how do you know it’s the end of the week if the bin men don’t turn up to tell you?)

Oh that's easy!

At the weekends I put on the wife's underwear and call myself Amanda

 

[terriblesecrets]

Happy Hump Day, you beautiful humans!!

Although, I feel like dogshit again. Throat is on fire and my head is banging

Oh no! Hope you feel better soon x

 

[terriblesecrets]

Well, my 16 hour parole is nearly ending
Better get back and report for my 8 hours sentence

 

[joclfc]

Happy Hump Day, you beautiful humans!!

Although, I feel like dogshit again. Throat is on fire and my head is banging

Did you try the warm Whiskey and honey I mentioned yesterday?

 

[Saltfountain]

Did you try the warm Whiskey and honey I mentioned yesterday?

I reckon she did, a lot, and that's why her head's banging today...

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Morning all.
Not to brag but my bin day was yesterday

Solidarity with my fellow lurgy sufferers

 

[deft]

Morning all.
Not to brag but my bin day was yesterday

Solidarity with my fellow lurgy sufferers

We're in this together, Rosie!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Bin collection day is Friday.

That's all there is to it. All those with other collection days are second-class citizens.

Wonky is right as usual.

 

[Saltfountain]

Morning all.
Not to brag but my bin day was yesterday

Solidarity with my fellow lurgy sufferers

All the best people are Tuesday binners

 

[Saltfountain]

Wonky is an ass as usual.

FIFY

 

[deft]

Monday binner. Start the week with a cleanse, here.

 

[joclfc]

Monday binner. Start the week with a cleanse, here.

Us too

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Morning. *glares at everyone with the wrong bin day*

 

[rampantnight]

Woke up to only a little dusting of snow, was hoping to be snowed in as well!

Bins were collected yesterday though thankfully

 

[Saltfountain]

Morning. *glares at everyone with the wrong bin day*

Your mirror must be pissed off with all that glaring you do then...

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Your mirror must be pissed off with all that glaring you do then...

Oh it is, but for entirely different reasons.

 

[Saltfountain]

Oh it is, but for entirely different reasons.

Practising for if you ever see me irl?

 

[NorthernCardinal]

I have two bin days. Jealous?

Glass is collected on Tuesday. General waste and mixed recycling on Wednesday... we pay a fortune for it thanks to Biffa.

I should have three but our local council won't give us a garden waste or recycling bin because we're a commercial premises, even though we pay council tax.... go figure.

 

[HornyKatie1979]

I have two bin days. Jealous?

Glass is collected on Tuesday. General waste and mixed recycling on Wednesday... we pay a fortune for it thanks to Biffa.

I should have three but our local council won't give us a garden waste or recycling bin because we're a commercial premises, even though we pay council tax.... go figure.

See! If you all voted Katie, this mess would be sorted.

 

[Saltfountain]

@NorthernCardinal Matty has had all the comments removed from his thread

 

[NorthernCardinal]

@NorthernCardinal Matty has had all the comments removed from his thread

Don't be like Matty.

 

[NorthernCardinal]

I was half expecting a message from a mod or a ban

 

[NorthernCardinal]

... oh wait. The message from the deleted posts blames me and says I should scroll past the thread and i was being ridiculous.. all I did was offer him some advice

 

[Saltfountain]

... oh wait. The message from the deleted posts blames me and says I should scroll past the thread and i was being ridiculous.. all I did was offer him some advice

Matty must have been crying like a proper little kid

I guess in future you should keep your nose out, fatty

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Matty must have been crying like a proper little kid

I guess in future you should keep your nose out, fatty

I guess I should. And go.on a diet. Clearly.