Dumb dumb thread.

I took this thread to heart, and I'm now masturbating 9 times a day. That's MORE than my fair share.

In fact, I'd say 3x is above average. So I'm covering my own quota plus 2 high volume bate masturs, or even 3-4 average wankers.

Come on, people. I can't carry the "load" all by myself.
 
I took this thread to heart, and I'm now masturbating 9 times a day. That's MORE than my fair share.

In fact, I'd say 3x is above average. So I'm covering my own quota plus 2 high volume bate masturs, or even 3-4 average wankers.

Come on, people. I can't carry the "load" all by myself.
My cock would look like bubble wrap if I jacked off 9 times a day.
 
One Friday my best friend from school came over to spend the night. Norman was super excited to show me a Playboy magazine that he stole off his brother. I had a flashlight, so we looked at the pictures under the covers. Girls boobies were so cool! I told Norm this was giving me a boner and he said there was something special he wanted to show me. He pushed off the covers and had me flip over on my back.

Norm grabbed my waistband and pulled so I arched my back to assist. My boner sprung out and slapped against my tummy. His hand wrapped around and squeezed which sent a shiver through me. Then he began to slide up and down the length of my shaft. I had no idea why this simple movement felt so wonderful. It was fun to be fondled by Pete and Keith but they never did anything that was as good as this. Up and down, up and down, up and down.

I felt my body tense as Norman tightened his grip and started going faster! What was happening to me? I watched his hand and concentrated on the unbelievable sensation. He went even faster and I could feel a strange tension building. Then all of a sudden I exploded with these uncontrollable surges that sent streams of warm creamy stuff gushing all over me!!

"Holy cow, what was THAT?!!"

Norman chuckled and asked me what it felt like. I didn't even know what to say because nothing like this had ever happened before! He found some tissues on my dresser and helped clean me up. I had never been so shocked and overwhelmed.

The next evening I couldn't wait to try it myself. The nervous anticipation gave me another boner! I moved my hand just like Norm did and it felt so nice. Up and down, up and down. As I started going faster I could sense that strange pressure building again, then suddenly I was devastated by another glorious eruption! Those intense surges pumping out all that white gooey cream was the coolest thing ever!

Norman began taking every opportunity to get his hands on me. I think he enjoyed making it happen, and it was definitely more fun when he was in control. Then girls entered the picture and everything changed.
 
I took this thread to heart, and I'm now masturbating 9 times a day. That's MORE than my fair share.

In fact, I'd say 3x is above average. So I'm covering my own quota plus 2 high volume bate masturs, or even 3-4 average wankers.

Come on, people. I can't carry the "load" all by myself.
Almost 10-12 times a day wherever I can!
 
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