Anyone from the UK?

[lingus60]

And before you ask…yes I do still have him. Bit threadbare these days though. Might take him into the repair shop

Let those two nice ladies in there work their magic on him

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Does that mean paying someone to fondle them too?

No comment.

 

[Sparky74]

No comment.

Spoil Sport lol

 

[Saltfountain]

Britain 2024

Where bestiality is more acceptable than fisting...

 

[Sparky74]

Britain 2024

Where bestiality is more acceptable than fisting...

Well I definitely want to do the second and not the first.

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Britain 2024

Where bestiality is more acceptable than fisting...

I've only figured out my bin day policy so far. The Katie Party doesn't have a position on Fisting or Bestiality yet.

 

[Sparky74]

I've only figured out my bin day policy so far. The Katie Party doesn't have a position on Fisting or Bestiality yet.

Happy to be your policy adviser if you need one.

 

[Wriggle]

Our 2 best candidates for being in charge are these 2?
What's the 3rd option?

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Our 2 best candidates for being in charge are these 2?
What's the 3rd option?

Let's face it. @Wand3rlust is our true leader.

 

[Sparky74]

Well I have actually stood for local council before but unfortunately never got elected but I did get over 1900 votes.

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Well I have actually stood for local council before but unfortunately never got elected but I did get over 1900 votes.

So the plan is to get everyone on lit to move to your local council. I see what you're doing!

 

[Wriggle]

Let's face it. @Wand3rlust is our true leader.

We should bombard her with all our problems to solve.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Our 2 best candidates for being in charge are these 2?
What's the 3rd option?

I am THE best candidate.

 

[HornyKatie1979]

We should bombard her with all our problems to solve.

She'll LOVE that

 

[lingus60]

We should bombard her with all our problems to solve.

Good luck mate!

 

[lingus60]

I am THE best candidate.

How about a coalition? Might start a trend for cooperation in politics. Not holding my breath though

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

How about a coalition? Might start a trend for cooperation in politics. Not holding my breath though

I'd be up for a coalition if Katie slept with me.

What? Sex wins in politics, right?

 

[lingus60]

How about a coalition? Might start a trend for cooperation in politics. Not holding my breath though

You never know…. Might be the start of a beautiful relationship

 

[lingus60]

I'd be up for a coalition if Katie slept with me.

What? Sex wins in politics, right?

Hope you’ve got your hard hat and flakjacket on!

 

[Wriggle]

She'll LOVE that

That's her role as our leader. To put up with those that put her in that position.

 

[Wriggle]

I am THE best candidate.

This is how the UK and US got fucked in 2016

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

This is how the UK and US got fucked in 2016

I don't know how you think I'm like Trump...





I'm much better looking.

 

[HornyKatie1979]

I don't know how you think I'm like Trump...





I'm much better looking.

A wet teatowel is better looking than Trump - that's a very low bar

 

[Wriggle]

I'm now somewhat disappointed with the lack of sexy tea towels on my image search.

 

[Wriggle]

I don't know how you think I'm like Trump...





I'm much better looking.

Not so much the appearance, more the self belief.

I'm only messing with you, Wonky, we know the ladies have two unfair advantages here.