Anyone from the UK?

[AmandaKellyUK]

We've gone from bin night to the brink of war in about half an hour. We're really good at this politics malarkey!

Bin night to fight night, lets get ready to ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmbleeeeeee

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Bin night to fight night, lets get ready to ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmbleeeeeee

I don't hit women.

but since Katie started it, I'll make an exception!

 

[RosewoodTulip]

and I love Sootie and Sweep, but sacrifices have to be made

God I remember when I was at school and a rumour spread that there was a banned episode where Sooty got Soo pregnant

 

[Saltfountain]

Er... I'm not old enough to remember!

I see the campaign lies have already started...

 

[Saltfountain]

I mean I know its a sex site and all, but can we keep fisting out of the UK forum - tea and bins please

*slides @AmandaKellyUK's dms with a big bottle of lube*

 

[HornyKatie1979]

I don't hit women.

but since Katie started it, I'll make an exception!

*runs away*

 

[Sparky74]

This shit is how we ended up with Brexit

So true!!!!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

God I remember when I was at school and a rumour spread that there was a banned episode where Sooty got Soo pregnant

Ha! I used to keep an eye out for small camper vans and say Sooty and Sweep were driving.

I see the campaign lies have already started...

I did not have sexual relations with that woman...

Is the truth! I'm celibate now.

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

*slides @AmandaKellyUK's dms with a big bottle of lube*

Away from me Satan!!

 

[Sparky74]

I mean I know its a sex site and all, but can we keep fisting out of the UK forum - tea and bins please

Completely agree.

 

[Saltfountain]

Away from me Satan!!

I see you've remembered your safe word from last time

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I mean I know its a sex site and all, but can we keep fisting out of the UK forum - tea and bins please

Next you'll be telling us that bestiality is a no-no!

 

[Btq97]

Next you'll be telling us that bestiality is a no-no!

All depends on how "pretty" the animal is
some of the kangaroos look pretty fucking slutty or so a friend said

 

[Sparky74]

All depends on how "pretty" the animal is
some of the kangaroos look pretty fucking slutty or so a friend said

Reminds me of the Cadbury's Caramel Bunny in the Original Advert.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

All depends on how "pretty" the animal is
some of the kangaroos look pretty fucking slutty or so a friend said

It explains why no one will touch me with a bargepole!

 

[HornyKatie1979]

It explains why no one will touch me with a bargepole!

I tried and you accused me of violence!

 

[Sparky74]

I tried and you accused me of violence!

Hope it wasn't a Donkey Punch?

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Hope it wasn't a Donkey Punch?

I am a lady! I don't punch, I put my heels on and stand on soft bits.

 

[Sparky74]

I am a lady! I don't punch, I put my heels on and stand on soft bits.

It's a good job I have a file to file and snap off those heels then phew

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I tried and you accused me of violence!

There's a different between paying people to kick me in the balls and someone fondling them!

 

[HornyKatie1979]

There's a different between paying people to kick me in the balls and someone fondling them!

True, but which is funnier in this thread?

 

[lingus60]

and I love Sootie and Sweep, but sacrifices have to be made

Confession time.. my teddy bear was called sweep

 

[lingus60]

There's a different between paying people to kick me in the balls and someone fondling them!

Does that mean paying someone to fondle them too?

 

[Sparky74]

Does that mean paying someone to fondle them too?

I was wondering that?

 

[lingus60]

Confession time.. my teddy bear was called sweep

And before you ask…yes I do still have him. Bit threadbare these days though. Might take him into the repair shop