Anyone from the UK?

[HornyKatie1979]

Pah! You don't stand a chance. All I have to do is do my adorable Donkey expression and the public will be eating out of my ... er... hooves.

Yes, but I have boobs!

 

[Saltfountain]

Yes, but I have boobs!

Proof

 

[Saltfountain]

I have excellent oral skills. I make Socrates look like Homer Simpson.

I assume you mean the 80s Brazilian footballer here...

 

[lingus60]

I never said I was rational. It's my campaign slogan!

Pah! You don't stand a chance. All I have to do is do my adorable Donkey expression and the public will be eating out of my ... er... hooves.

I have excellent oral skills. I make Socrates look like Homer Simpson.

Great idea! You're my new Chief of Staff.

A few dozen lawsuits and fraud charges should help too…oh and the mandatory misogynistic comments

 

[lingus60]

Yes, but I have boobs!

That swings it then….so to speak

 

[HornyKatie1979]

That swings it then….so to speak

To be fair, it didn't help two of the recent Prime Ministers.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Yes, but I have boobs!

I have balls! Magnificent balls they are too.

I assume you mean the 80s Brazilian footballer here...

Er... I'm not old enough to remember!

A few dozen lawsuits and fraud charges should help too…oh and the mandatory misogynistic comments

I'm not following that odious prick Donald Trump! I make my own path.

*Paints himself with Ronseal mahogany and looks for prostitutes who will pee on him for the least money.*

 

[HornyKatie1979]

I have balls! Magnificent balls they are too.

*pays people to kick you in the balls*

Wait, he might like that.

*Deflects and talks about making everything crystal clear whilst not answering a single question.*

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

I think my shirt adds a certain style and panache when I'm a fisting.

Just because she's a slut doesn't mean one has to dress like riff raff

I mean I know its a sex site and all, but can we keep fisting out of the UK forum - tea and bins please

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

*pays people to kick you in the balls*

Wait, he might like that.

*Deflects and talks about making everything crystal clear whilst not answering a single question.*

Violence! I'm telling on you.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I mean I know its a sex site and all, but can we keep fisting out of the UK forum - tea and bins please

Awww but I want to make my own Punch and Judy show.

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Awww but I want to make my own Punch and Judy show.

and I love Sootie and Sweep, but sacrifices have to be made

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

and I love Sootie and Sweep, but sacrifices have to be made

Sweep is my boy.

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Sweep is my boy.

We can all agree that Sweet goes hard - he rules.

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Violence! I'm telling on you.

We've gone from bin night to the brink of war in about half an hour. We're really good at this politics malarkey!

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

We've gone from bin night to the brink of war in about half an hour. We're really good at this politics malarkey!

Bin night to fight night, lets get ready to ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmbleeeeeee

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Bin night to fight night, lets get ready to ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmbleeeeeee

I don't hit women.

but since Katie started it, I'll make an exception!

 

[RosewoodTulip]

and I love Sootie and Sweep, but sacrifices have to be made

God I remember when I was at school and a rumour spread that there was a banned episode where Sooty got Soo pregnant

 

[Saltfountain]

Er... I'm not old enough to remember!

I see the campaign lies have already started...

 

[Saltfountain]

I mean I know its a sex site and all, but can we keep fisting out of the UK forum - tea and bins please

*slides @AmandaKellyUK's dms with a big bottle of lube*

 

[HornyKatie1979]

I don't hit women.

but since Katie started it, I'll make an exception!

*runs away*

 

[Sparky74]

This shit is how we ended up with Brexit

So true!!!!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

God I remember when I was at school and a rumour spread that there was a banned episode where Sooty got Soo pregnant

Ha! I used to keep an eye out for small camper vans and say Sooty and Sweep were driving.

I see the campaign lies have already started...

I did not have sexual relations with that woman...

Is the truth! I'm celibate now.

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

*slides @AmandaKellyUK's dms with a big bottle of lube*

Away from me Satan!!

 

[Sparky74]

I mean I know its a sex site and all, but can we keep fisting out of the UK forum - tea and bins please

Completely agree.