MargotPayge
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Filthy answers to innocent questions.
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bbcbarry9033
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Who cares? it's the other white meat and I loves me some white meat!
What doesn't taste like chicken?
Tio_Narratore
Studies
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Labial juices. The lubricants produced by Skene's and Bartholin's gland in the vulval labia are composed mostly of glucose and fructose; that's why cunnilinguists often exclaim "how sweet it is!" Chicken is very low in these sugars, and therefore doesn't merit such exclamations.
Why is it called Coney Island?
vagrantx
Tonberry Queen
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Was supposed to be Cunny Island. They'd already paid for most of the signage before figuring that one out.
What is the average air speed velocity of a laden swallow?
Tio_Narratore
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If she doesn't like it on the way down her esophagus, the load could be ejected at an initial velocity of as high as 140 mph.
Why do you see so many swallows at Capistrano?
nerdboy1000
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There's a big bowl of little blue pills on every nude beach.
What happens when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie?
NC_Coastal
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Dean Martin sings at your funeral.
How do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you solve a problem like Maria?
MargotPayge
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Bamagan
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The answer to this is also fuck.
What's the best aroma of scented candle?
Noor
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BlueEyes1969
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bbcbarry9033
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To keep the sun off their dicks at nude beaches, the bigger the hats... That's also why Mexicans wear sombreros.
Who is the Son of Sol?
nerdboy1000
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The person who taught me to say "It's all good, man" after I spurted all over someone's face.
Would you pass the salt?
BlueEyes1969
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Only if I had it in my diet.
Why do people eat carrots?
Why do people eat carrots?
Tio_Narratore
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Because it's healthier than sticking them up their asses.
Why did Helen come with Paris?
BlueEyes1969
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You'd come, too if he put his enormous rod to work!
Why should you eat a banana every day?
Why should you eat a banana every day?
Tio_Narratore
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It's good practice for the real thing.
Why do some circus performers swallow swords?
Why do some circus performers swallow swords?
BlueEyes1969
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To practice for deep throating a pointed man-rod!
Why do clowns learn to juggle?
Why do clowns learn to juggle?
bbcbarry9033
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Same reason. The best deep throaters will also juggle the balls.
Why do lion tamers use chairs?
MargotPayge
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To sit in. Taming wild pussy is a hard job.
How did crazy cat lady become a thing?
nerdboy1000
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She was doused in burning chemicals and the only place she could go to put them out was a pile of horny tomcats.
Being covered in cat jizz would make you crazy too.
Why were the hamsters dancing?
lizard_lix
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Because they know that they are going up some guy's ass!
What is that in your shirt pocket?
What is that in your shirt pocket?
Lilianna23
All that glitters ✨️
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BlueEyes1969
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No. I like the speedos at the pool!
Why do people eat broccoli?
Why do people eat broccoli?
