Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[Tio_Narratore]

Common psalters for the Masses: chanting for eternal delight.

Personally, I prefer more earthly delights.

 

[loquere]

Personally, I prefer more earthly babes.

Like nudists?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Like Buddhists?

Honestly, I'm not partial to any religion.

 

[loquere]

Honestly, I'm not partial to any restaurant.

Ok Harvey's it is, it's a beautiful thing.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Ok herpes it is, it's a natural thing.

No. It's actually a viral infection

 

[Rustyoznail]

No. It's actually a viral distraction

So much of the internet is just that. Particularly when cats are involved.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

So much of the internet is just that. Particularly when cunts are involved.

Definitely a lot of porn on the web!

 

[loquere]

Definitely a lot of corn in the field!

Stop shoving the corn up your ass!

 

[yowser]

Stop shoving the corn up so fast!

Kernels of truth sounds so military.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Chapeaus for Ruth sounds so millinery.

That rings a bell; I seem to remember that Ruth prefers a cloche to a fascinator.

 

[Polranny]

Quasimodo rings a bell. Ruth prefers a clock to a fascinator

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Quasimodo rings a bell. Ruth prefers a clock to a fascinator

After you "misquote" the post, you need to provide a response to your misquote that the next player can in turn "misquote."

 

[loquere]

That rings a bell; I seem to remember loving baby Ruth's.

I prefer ohenry.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I prefer 'ho,' Henry.

But 'escort' or 'courtesan' sound so much classier.

 

[loquere]

Anal escort sounds so much classier.

I don't want to add my opinions to your marketing strategy.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I don't want to have my bunions in your marksman's trajectory.

But it is the latest in alternative podiatry!

 

[loquere]

But it is the latest in alternative dieting!

One ice cube a day seems extreme.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

One Ice Queen a day seems a dream.

Aren't you a little old to have the hots for an animation?

 

[yowser]

Aren't you a little bold to sic the bots on an animation?

AI strikes with impunity and relentless frequency.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Al shirks his responsibility with relentless frequency.

Have you considered replacing him on the team?

 

[loquere]

Since he's drunk with power, have you considered replacing him on the bridge?

Yes, I am the Captain now, & my reign of terror begins!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Yes, I am the Capstan now, & my rein of error begins!

May I introduce you to Mrs. Malaprop?

 

[barefootgirl69]

May I introduce you to my lollipop?

That's a little forward. I hardly know you!

 

[loquere]

Peel it back, there's a man in there somewhere.

This is torture!

 

[barefootgirl69]

This is sweet torture!

I knew you'd like it!