Anyone from the UK?

[AWonkyDonkey]

Is there a TLDR version of the last few hours?

Yes. Don't listen to Wonky. It'll rot your brain.

 

[Daisy_Love]

Yes. Don't listen to Wonky. It'll rot your brain.

Truth!!!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Truth!!!

You were already doolally before I came along, lady!

 

[Daisy_Love]

You were already doolally before I came along, lady!

Ehhhhh what’s @Wand3rlust been saying about me *taps foot*

 

[terriblesecrets]

Ehhhhh what’s @Wand3rlust been saying about me *taps foot*

Tap dance

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Ehhhhh what’s @Wand3rlust been saying about me *taps foot*

I couldn't say! I think she's poorly so if she has said anything, I wouldn't take any notice.

 

[Daisy_Love]

I couldn't say! I think she's poorly so if she has said anything, I wouldn't take any notice.

*side eyes you*
Yes, she is poorly

 

[Sweet60]

Hi, new couple just joined enjoying the lit. Looking to see if any other UK folks on here?

Living in Edinburgh

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

*side eyes you*
Yes, she is poorly

Haha, not you as well. I can feel @Wand3rlust side-eying me already!

 

[lingus60]

Is there a TLDR version of the last few hours?

Never mind the last few hours, I’ve missed the last three days!

Synopsis anyone?

I did pick up something about teachers… so, as one of my old ones used to say, brevity is a virtue…

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Never mind the last few hours, I’ve missed the last three days!

Synopsis anyone?

I did pick up something about teachers… so, as one of my old ones used to say, brevity is a virtue…

You missed the mass cyber sex sessions.

 

[lingus60]

You missed the mass cyber sex sessions.

Story of my life! So did anyone actually say anything erotic, enticing, stimulating, salacious, or downright filthy?
I’m guessing no but hoping to hear otherwise…

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Story of my life! So did anyone actually say anything erotic, enticing, stimulating, salacious, or downright filthy?
I’m guessing no but hoping to hear otherwise…

I can't remember who - I think it was @AmandaKellyUK or @Daisy_Love... One of them definitely called me a super stud. *Nods*

 

[lingus60]

They are both very discerning so I’ll take their word for it

 

[HornyKatie1979]

You missed the mass cyber sex sessions.

It's called "mass debating"

 

[lingus60]

Is that where you discuss merits, or not, of Sunday service?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

It's called "mass debating"

I'm a Master Debater.

I have a badge and everything! Oh no, wait. That's another restraining order...

 

[Wriggle]

Escaped emu running amok on the local news KLAXON.

you may now return to your scheduled broadcasting.

 

[lingus60]

It's called "mass debating"

Just reminded me of the old Captain Pugwash bbc cartoons. Don’t know how they got away with it back in the day:
Master Bates, seaman stains et al…..
Anyone old enough to remember?

 

[Anastasia1999]

Escaped emu running amok on the local news KLAXON.

you may now return to your scheduled broadcasting.

It must be a slow news day!!

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Just reminded me of the old Captain Pugwash bbc cartoons. Don’t know how they got away with it back in the day:
Master Bates, seaman stains et al…..
Anyone old enough to remember?

I remember Captain Pugwash, but I was too young and innocent to get the innuendo in the 80s.

 

[Anastasia1999]

Just reminded me of the old Captain Pugwash bbc cartoons. Don’t know how they got away with it back in the day:
Master Bates, seaman stains et al…..
Anyone old enough to remember?

I do, but the innuendo went right over my head. LOL.

 

[Wriggle]

It must be a slow news day!!

Some metal detecting fella found some gold, too

 

[lingus60]

I do, but the innuendo went right over my head. LOL.

Always so sweet and innocent!

 

[HornyKatie1979]

I do, but the innuendo went right over my head. LOL.

Are we the same person!?