Anyone from the UK?

[justanotherguy80]

the first time I heard this I was just coming up (you know, nudge nudge wink wink) and it was the absolute perfect combination -this has been part of my life ever since - if I’d had my choice it would have been the first dance at my wedding

I think it would have made an amazing first dance! I want to puke every time I go to a wedding and the couple have some mawkish ballad for their first dance.

The best was some friends who had Dizzy Rascal’s ‘Bonkers’. That got people on the dance floor

 

[Japansurfer]

Can anyone get me out of these meetings? I need an excuse and listening to music didn’t work

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Faint, or just start stripping

The former options allows you to return to work, the latter……..

 

[Japansurfer]

The former options allows you to return to work, the latter……..

Are you saying I should strip and just be free?

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Are you saying I should strip and just be free?

No I’m really not lol

 

[HornyKatie1979]

The former options allows you to return to work, the latter……..

Depends on your job. If you have to strip wallpaper, it's a good thing.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Apparently there's a rumour going round my local area that I'd died. Just bumped into someone who almost fainted when they saw me... Mind you, I do have that effect on women ...

 

[Sparky74]

Depends on your job. If you have to strip wallpaper, it's a good thing.

Or if you work at an Airport and do strip searches people would be less nervous.

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

If I love what I see, I will be tossing out Ben Franklin's, guess others will as well. Plus my private number as well, fellow might get lucky.

this is the uk, we throw pound coins

 

[Japansurfer]

No I’m really not lol

Shit. Can you give hr a call and tell them it was a misunderstanding.

Anyone explain a p45 to me?

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Or if you work at an Airport and do strip searches people would be less nervous.

Or if you're a lapdancer, though I don't think they work at 3pm...

 

[Sparky74]

Or if you're a lapdancer, though I don't think they work at 3pm...

Am sure there must be a club somewhere in the UK that's Open?

 

[Sparky74]

Yes, it's called the office breakroom, vice president office, ceo office, bathrooms. Take your pick...

Love that

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I will pay for that and give you some days off with pay

Don't go poaching my staff! @HornyKatie1979 works for me at Wonky's Sex Shop.

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Don't go poaching my staff! @HornyKatie1979 works for me at Wonky's Sex Shop.

Wait, what!?

 

[Daisy_Love]

Don't go poaching my staff! @HornyKatie1979 works for me at Wonky's Sex Shop.

Is that where all the wonky dicks are?

 

[terriblesecrets]

Don't go poaching my staff! @HornyKatie1979 works for me at Wonky's Sex Shop.

Post code please

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Well I won't be giving them. I'll hire you. I promote you to Head Blowjob Giver.

@Wand3rlust can be Head of Security.
@HornyKatie1979 can be Head Product Tester
@Wriggleitlady can be Head Cashier
@RosewoodTulip can be Head Product Designer

and...

@Saltfountain can be the Junior Welcome Greeter and Litter Picker.

Wait, what!?

I'm demoting you from Head Product Tester. Pfft.

Is that where all the wonky dicks are?

The only wonky thing in the shop is me!

 

[Japansurfer]

Damn you all I need to go and relieve myself. Why is no one near that I can go and watch or hoping in with - or have watch me. So frustrating

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Post code please

AN41 5UX

 

[terriblesecrets]

AN41 5UX

Checks maps, it's just too far..

Changes mind

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Is there a TLDR version of the last few hours?

 

[Japansurfer]

Music, teachers, jobs, boring masturbation at work, fired

 

[Wriggle]

Is there a TLDR version of the last few hours?

E.

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Is there a TLDR version of the last few hours?

People were far too loud this morning with the music and dancing, and we had a long discussion about the different types of stripper (wallpaper, etc).