Anyone from the UK?

[Japansurfer]

I was in the Maldives recently was sooo tanned

Never been - desperate to goo. Maybe this summer

 

[Sparky74]

I’ve got three weeks tilll I fly to the sun

Where you off to Dasiy?

 

[Daisy_Love]

Where you off to Dasiy?

North Africa

 

[Sparky74]

North Africa

Tunisa, Morocco?

I use to be a Travel agent it was my first job from the age of 18 did it for 14 years.

 

[Wriggle]

As you can imagine, my high school comprehensive education made Kes look like Centre Parcs.
And I left uneducated and lost.

But I'd love to tell a tale of our female PE teacher but there's no way I would on a public forum.

 

[ThatLuckyGuy]

North Africa

Not jealous at all. Nope. Definitely not.

 

[Japansurfer]

As you can imagine, my high school comprehensive education made Kes look like Centre Parcs.
And I left uneducated and lost.

But I'd love to tell a tale of our female PE teacher but there's no way I would on a public forum.

This sounds interesting. I lived a sheltered school life

 

[terriblesecrets]

Cold and damp in Brighton

Was Cold and foggy here in Bournemouth.. now the fog has lifted and it's just cold now

 

[terriblesecrets]

Booked tickets to India for later this year. Going to live off the food banks for the foreseeable future

 

[Daisy_Love]

Tunisa, Morocco?

I use to be a Travel agent it was my first job from the age of 18 did it for 14 years.

Tunisia, so not overly warm
No idea why I didn’t check it more thoroughly but it was too good a deal to pass up.

 

[Wriggle]

This sounds interesting. I lived a sheltered school life

Let jus say the story cumulated* with a game involving removing each others socks where I was under her and the impression that we weren't allowed to use hands, so naturally I was using my teeth.

(*Etymology of cum)

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Afternoon all! Whole morning in a planning meeting with another upcoming after lunch. KILL ME NOW!

 

[Japansurfer]

Afternoon all! Whole morning in a planning meeting with another upcoming after lunch. KILL ME NOW!

I know how that feels. 1.5hr break before back to backs this afternoon.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Afternoon all! Whole morning in a planning meeting with another upcoming after lunch. KILL ME NOW!

*Fetches the rifle.*

Okay! Where do you want it?

 

[HornyKatie1979]

*Fetches the rifle.*

Okay! Where do you want it?

Is that a euphemism?

 

[HornyKatie1979]

I forgot bin chat last night - was non-recyclables (green bin for reasons only known to my local council) and the black and orange food caddy.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Is that a euphemism?

Nope. THAT rifle is still undergoing reloading.

I mean my real rifle.

Mind you, I should probably retract that offer. If the rozzers see it, they'll probably take my license off me!

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Nope. THAT rifle is still undergoing reloading.

I mean my real rifle.

Mind you, I should probably retract that offer. If the rozzers see it, they'll probably take my license off me!

I should probably retract the KILL ME NOW before I get put on suicide watch for a bit of tongue in cheek hyperbole.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I should probably retract the KILL ME NOW before I get put on suicide watch for a bit of tongue in cheek hyperbole.

You can't say anything these days!

I mean, what's a harmless offer of murder between friends?

 

[HornyKatie1979]

You can't say anything these days!

I mean, what's a harmless offer of murder between friends?

Ooh, I know! *points your rifle in my ex's direction*

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Ooh, I know! *points your rifle in my ex's direction*

Does anyone have the number for 999?

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Right, I gotta go back into meetings. No murders while I'm gone!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Right, I gotta go back into meetings. No murders while I'm gone!

I'll try but I can't promise anything.

 

[NorthernCardinal]

As you can imagine, my high school comprehensive education made Kes look like Centre Parcs.
And I left uneducated and lost.

But I'd love to tell a tale of our female PE teacher but there's no way I would on a public forum.

Sure you can

 

[Wriggle]

You can't say anything these days!

I mean, what's a harmless offer of MURDER BETWEEN FRIENDS

My mother in law once bought me a DVD of a film called Murder Between Friends staring Martin kemp, I think.

Anyway it became the notorious recommendation - we'd say watch this it's ace except it was shite and a waste of life, but every subsequent watcher played along with the You Have To Watch This Film It's Ace game.