Anyone from the UK?

[Daisy_Love]

Yes, me too, but you need to get that face out into the world to brighten it up.

*inserts fake smile*

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Day off and the dog wakes me up before 5am

 

[Wriggle]

*inserts fake smile*

No no no.
That doesn't look right at all.

 

[Wriggle]

Day off and the dog wakes me up before 5am

Cat 10mins before my alarm

 

[Daisy_Love]

No no no.
That doesn't look right at all.

It’s the best I can do on Mondays

 

[Daisy_Love]

Day off and the dog wakes me up before 5am

At least you can have the knowledge you don’t need to go to work

 

[Wriggle]

I just fear everyone tends to miss out and waste a Monday.
It's like a hidden day.

 

[Daisy_Love]

I just fear everyone tends to miss out and waste a Monday.
It's like a hidden day.

It’s a shit day that’s what it is

 

[Wriggle]

It’s a shit day that’s what it is

Who are you Mystic smeg?
You can't predict that.

 

[Wriggle]

*Meg

Bloody autocorrect

 

[Daisy_Love]

Who are you Mystic smeg?
You can't predict that.

Oh I can, it’s my 7pm finish day every Monday. But my early finish on Fridays always makes up for it

 

[Spanky1372]

Good morning UKers
It’s Monday, again eugghhhh

Bahhhh, I'm back in bed with a coffee.

 

[Daisy_Love]

Bahhhh, I'm back in bed with a coffee.

I am officially jealous

 

[Spanky1372]

I am officially jealous

Yw

 

[Wriggle]

To make everyone else full of joy and spread happiness, I'm going to do my entire round whistling out of tune.

 

[Spanky1372]

To make everyone else full of joy and spread happiness, I'm going to do my entire round whistling out of tune.

That's our posties goto function. It's factory fitted I think.

 

[Btq97]

Come on slackers hup hup
Another day at thr joy factory awaits

To make everyone else full of joy and spread happiness, I'm going to do my entire round whistling out of tune.

How will they know you are out of tune on purpose?

 

[Wriggle]

How will they know you are out of tune on purpose?

It's irrelevant to my joy spreading.

Incidentally, Joy is the widow that asked me if I was married, but I meant happiness not a penis

 

[cdstefi]

Clocked in and at work already. I do however finish at 4pm so beat the worst of the Brum traffic going home

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Good morning campers. Hi-de-hi

 

[Wriggle]

Good morning campers. Hi-de-hi

Ho-de-ho, honey

 

[Wriggle]

I needed to add the honey bit there, so I didn't sound like an American Rapper dieing my hos

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

I needed to add the honey bit there, so I didn't sound like an American Rapper dieing my hos

we knew you weren’t going to drop it like it’s hot

 

[Wriggle]

we knew you weren’t going to drop it like it’s hot

Hurtful

 

[Spanky1372]

Is there any need to get out of bed soon?