Anyone from the UK?

[Sparky74]

Well, when in Rome ehh?!?

Exactly could not agree more.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Well if I needed a massage earlier, I really need one now. I'm willing to pay... *rummages through his pockets* ... £2.39 and a Crunchie wrapper.

 

[Sparky74]

Well if I needed a massage earlier, I really need one now. I'm willing to pay... *rummages through his pockets* ... £2.39 and a Crunchie wrapper.

Happy to oblige but am guessing you would prefer a female.

 

[Wriggle]

Why do we name our rude bits after birds?
Think of all the Cocks, tits, peckers, woodchafers, flaming galahs etc.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Haha, at the moment I don't care if an alien with seventeen heads and a dick the size of a marrow laid their hands on me. If they help my back, I'll take anything!

 

[Sparky74]

Haha, at the moment I don't care if an alien with seventeen heads and a dick the size of a marrow laid their hands on me. If they help my back, I'll take anything!

OK, I'll take the crunchie wrapper and maybe a Galaxy salted Caramel.

 

[SmoothTalker80]

Kids back with their mother, now I'm back home utterly exhausted

 

[Sparky74]

Kids back with their mother, now I'm back home utterly exhausted

Hope you get time to relax.

 

[Anastasia1999]

Well if I needed a massage earlier, I really need one now. I'm willing to pay... *rummages through his pockets* ... £2.39 and a Crunchie wrapper.

Oh no. You are too young to be suffering with your back. What’s the problem? I am sorry you are in pain.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Oh no. You are too young to be suffering with your back. What’s the problem? I am sorry you are in pain.

Without boring everyone to death, I have a degenerative neurological disease and also my spine is crumbling. So my back, hips and legs are in a ton of pain all the time.

 

[Sparky74]

Without boring everyone to death, I have a degenerative neurological disease and also my spine is crumbling. So my back, hips and legs are in a ton of pain all the time.

I understand a little of where your coming from, I have health issues myself and have to take medication daily.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Without boring everyone to death, I have a degenerative neurological disease and also my spine is crumbling. So my back, hips and legs are in a ton of pain all the time.

*dies, bored to death*

Be more considerate, please?....
I've got a cough.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

*dies, bored to death*

Be more considerate, please?....
I've got a cough.

No!

*Sneezes on @Wand3rlust *

I'm sorry @Sparky74 - i feel for you!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I wonder if @Wand3rlust has decomposed yet?

 

[English_guy_bkk]

That sounds a bit drastic!

Exactly... I was just about to make a seaside sandwich as a treat to myself.

 

[LeeKee]

You are awake early

Always an early riser! Usually to work out.

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Evenin' all!

 

[LeeKee]

Glad you enjoyed it, plans to return?

Possibly in April. Really enjoy visiting. Would enjoy meeting a nice couple with my wife and i!

 

[cdstefi]

Evenin' all!

God, those people who are ready to party when the rest of us are checking out because tomorrow = Monday

 

[Wriggle]

I wonder if @Wand3rlust has decomposed yet?

There's a bit of a whiff coming up from down south.

 

[HornyKatie1979]

God, those people who are ready to party when the rest of us are checking out because tomorrow = Monday

Just back from a long drive. Work tomorrow too.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

God, those people who are ready to party when the rest of us are checking out because tomorrow = Monday

Totally agree

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Just back from a long drive. Work tomorrow too.

No speeding tickets I hope.

 

[cdstefi]

At least arguing over who is northern or not is more entertaining than invisible feet syndrome, scat fetishes and being bonked on the head by a roof tile.

I missed this. Grew up on Tyneside so anybody else's claim on oop north is null and void. Unless they're Scottish.

 

[NorthernCardinal]

I missed this. Grew up on Tyneside so anybody else's claim on oop north is null and void. Unless they're Scottish.

Which bit of Tyneside? Your answer determines who is more Northern