Anyone from the UK?

[deft]

what was his name and number, just so I dont accidentally book him........

My open invite isn’t just for brunch. Just so you all know

 

[Daisy_Love]

I misread that as 'wanking'

You would

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

My open invite isn’t just for brunch. Just so you all know

Just prepping m massage table and ordering the flowers

 

[Wand3rlust]

My open invite isn’t just for brunch. Just so you all know

Oh. We know.

 

[Wriggle]

Just prepping m massage table and ordering the flowers

Why wouldn't anyone be happy with some of this?
I love getting flowers off ladies - the massage would be a fantastic boner, too

 

[deft]

Just prepping m massage table and ordering the flowers

Marvellous! Just a warning… it’s been a while, so I might not be able to hold off the happy part until the end #TriggerHappy

 

[Wriggle]

*bonus

Ffffffs.
Autocorrect is fucking me over properly today

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Why wouldn't anyone be happy with some of this?
I love getting flowers off ladies - the massage would be a fantastic boner, too

boner?

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

*bonus

Ffffffs.
Autocorrect is fucking me over properly today

We heard you the first time

 

[Btq97]

I used to do massage for a few friends, they would always ask for happy endings so I made sure that I gave them a bunch of flowers after we were done, i always felt they didnt appreciate them though

what kind of flowers?

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

what kind of flowers?

orchids

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

what kind of flowers?

Those that you can pull out of your backside when you bend over. Obviously not roses...

*Winces at the thought.*

 

[terriblesecrets]

You clearly have not been subjected to the @Wand3rlust tantrum

I am assuming I must be glad that I haven't

 

[Daisy_Love]

Oh. We know.

He’s talking about that thing we don’t talk about, isn’t he

 

[Wriggle]

orchids

Symbolising beauty and refinement - it wouldn't/couldn't be anything else.

 

[terriblesecrets]

Ahahaha!!
No one wants to see you cross

The only person I don't want see being cross is the Mrs.

But it seems am consistent at making her feel annoyed

 

[terriblesecrets]

There is too much chatter here - I might miss the name of the good breakfast place!

Mammy's Baps, Poole.. you need to preorder your breakfasts

 

[deft]

He’s talking about that thing we don’t talk about, isn’t he

Yes! Politics!

 

[Btq97]

orchids

How terrible ungracious of them.

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

How terrible ungracious of them.

Its as if they expected something else, should I have done chocolates?

 

[terriblesecrets]

what kind of flowers?

Speaking of flowers

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[Btq97]

Its as if they expected something else, should I have done chocolates?

Just some tissues and then left the room.

 

[mw_a1]

Its as if they expected something else, should I have done chocolates?

Maybe a little pack of tissues? That would be thoughtful and practical!

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Maybe a little pack of tissues? That would be thoughtful and practical!

Just some tissues and then left the room.

You guys and your tissues - so many runny noses!

 

[Wriggle]

You guys and your tissues - so many runny noses!

I think it's for wiping the tears*

*Crying, not ripping.