Anyone from the UK?

[deft]

Thank f**k for that!!!

Pottymouth

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

There is too much chatter here - I might miss the name of the good breakfast place!

 

[Spanky1372]

Ahahaha!!
No one wants to see you cross

Oh I don't know, I think it'd be interesting. I think she's a big pussy cat.

 

[Spanky1372]

There is too much chatter here - I might miss the name of the good breakfast place!

I'll keep you informed. I think he's gone to said establishment

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

I'll keep you informed. I think he's gone to said establishment

Well thats very selfish - we could have all gone to join him

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I'm alive. Just.

Is there any buxom beauties who wish to do a Donkey a favour and spend five hours giving me a back massage?

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

I'm alive. Just.

Is there any buxom beauties who wish to do a Donkey a favour and spend five hours giving me a back massage?

Are there specialist donkey massagers?

 

[Spanky1372]

Well thats very selfish - we could have all gone to join him

Not WL she's got a phobia about the North.

 

[HornyKatie1979]

I'm slowly starving to death cos none of you fuckers sent anything.

*sigh*

*Loads toast in the trebuchet*

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Not WL she's got a phobia about the North.

its ok I'm originally from the south, I'll hold her hand

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Are there specialist donkey massagers?

There are but they're not focused on happy endings ermm... making sure I get the most satisfaction from the massage.

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Do we get to hear the name of the fabulous breakfast establishment?

*Points at Cobham Services on the M25*

Not there. It's shit.

 

[deft]

There is too much chatter here - I might miss the name of the good breakfast place!

It’s a great place for a Lit get-together! Sunday brunch, anyone?

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

There are but they're not focused on happy endings ermm... making sure I get the most satisfaction from the massage.

I used to do massage for a few friends, they would always ask for happy endings so I made sure that I gave them a bunch of flowers after we were done, i always felt they didnt appreciate them though

 

[Daisy_Love]

Oh I don't know, I think it'd be interesting. I think she's a big pussy cat.

Good luck with that!

 

[marriedman1973]

I used to do massage for a few friends, they would always ask for happy endings so I made sure that I gave them a bunch of flowers after we were done, i always felt they didnt appreciate them though

Last time I had a massage it ended with the words "you might have difficulty walking for the next hour"

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Last time I had a massage it ended with the words "you might have difficulty walking for the next hour"

Jesus that must have been some happy ending!!

 

[Wand3rlust]

Last time I had a massage it ended with the words "you might have difficulty walking for the next hour"

I misread that as 'wanking'

 

[marriedman1973]

Jesus that must have been some happy ending!!

I think Jesus was there in some shape

 

[Spanky1372]

*Loads toast in the trebuchet*

Awesome, ty. Made my day someone has mentioned trebuchet, one of my favourite foreign words along with hauptbahnhaltestelle.

 

[marriedman1973]

I misread that as 'wanking'

For the record, I struggled there for a day or two

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I used to do massage for a few friends, they would always ask for happy endings so I made sure that I gave them a bunch of flowers after we were done, i always felt they didnt appreciate them though

I had a mate who hired someone off the net so come give him a massage. He'd hurt himself at work - I don't know the full story. Anyway, at the end of this massage, this guy whips down my mates towel and tries to molest him.

Apparently this bloke was chasing my mate round his living room. Eventually he managed to get his clothes back on and tell the guy he didn't want any extras!

 

[Wand3rlust]

I had a mate who hired someone off the net so come give him a massage. He'd hurt himself at work - I don't know the full story. Anyway, at the end of this massage, this guy whips down my mates towel and tries to molest him.

Apparently this bloke was chasing my mate round his living room. Eventually he managed to get his clothes back on and tell the guy he didn't want any extras!

I'd heard that about guys off the 'net.

*looks around*

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

what was his name and number, just so I dont accidentally book him........

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I'd heard that about guys off the 'net.

*looks around*

We're not all sex pests y'know...

Sorry. I couldn't say that with a straight face.

what was his name and number, just so I dont accidentally book him........

Haha, no idea. You might get a surprise in the future.