Anyone from the UK?

[Saltfountain]

Top notch pedantry

I pride myself on my selfless dedication to the cause

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Are donkeys fascists?

Us Donkeys are neutral. I've got splinters from sitting on the fence.

 

[Btq97]

Are donkeys fascists?

Yes its why the Spanish throw them off towers

 

[Saltfountain]

Us Donkeys are neutral. I've got splinters from sitting on the fence.

No wonder Eeyore is always such a miserable bastid

 

[HornyKatie1979]

No wonder Eeyore is always such a miserable bastid

If he'd found a dragon like the Shrek donkey he might have been happier.

 

[Saltfountain]

Are you some kind of communist subversive?

As opposed to a red submarine which is a communist submersible...

And no, I'm not ashamed. Not one bit

 

[Btq97]

No wonder Eeyore is always such a miserable bastid

You would be happy if your tail was held on by a nail.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

No wonder Eeyore is always such a miserable bastid

Oi, that's my cousin you're on about!

 

[Saltfountain]

Oi, that's my cousin you're on about!

Tell the cunt to crack a smile then, ffs

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Tell the cunt to crack a smile then, ffs

I wish I could but unfortunately we're not talking at the moment. I caught him in a compromising position with Piglet and Tigger.

I'd post the photos but I'd get done by the rozzers.

 

[NorthernCardinal]

I wish I could but unfortunately we're not talking at the moment. I caught him in a compromising position with Piglet and Tigger.

I'd post the photos but I'd get done by the rozzers.

was Christopher Robin tied to the bed too?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

was Christopher Robin tied to the bed too?

He wasn't. He was in a full gimp bodysuit and wearing a ballgag.

It's always the quiet ones you have to watch out for!

 

[Wriggle]

I pride myself on my selfless dedication to the cause

I for one appreciate it
I have whole books dedicated to pedantry.

 

[Btq97]

I for one appreciate it
I have whole books dedicated to pedantry.

Scouting for boys by Baden Powell?

 

[Saltfountain]

I wish I could but unfortunately we're not talking at the moment. I caught him in a compromising position with Piglet and Tigger.

I'd post the photos but I'd get done by the rozzers.

At least Winnie's Pooh wasn't involved...

 

[Wriggle]

Scouting for boys by Baden Powell?

I think you'll find
No

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

At least Winnie's Pooh wasn't involved...

I was waiting for you to come along with a line like that.

Good to see you didn't disappoint mate.

 

[lingus60]

Also I nearly forgot to say...

I sung karaoke with Sean Bean at a wake one.
Massive head - literally - and huge hands.

Good Sheffield lad Sean Bean. I’m from just up’t road in Leeds. Wish I ‘ad a quid for every time somebody said I sound like ‘im.

 

[Saltfountain]

Good Sheffield lad Sean Bean. I’m from just up’t road in Leeds. Wish I ‘ad a quid for every time somebody said I sound like ‘im.

You'd be up a quid...

 

[lingus60]

Just trying to change the subject…A.A. Milne is now turning in his grave….

 

[Saltfountain]

Just trying to change the subject…A.A. Milne is now turning in his grave….

Tigger's turn on top?

 

[lingus60]

Classic line from A.A.Milne poem…
“They’re changing the guard at Buckingham Palace. Christopher Robin went down with Alice”
I think he meant to write “on” instead of “with”. But publisher probably changed it.

 

[Saltfountain]

Classic line from A.A.Milne poem…
“They’re changing the guard at Buckingham Palace. Christopher Robin went down with Alice”
I think he meant to write “on” instead of “with”. But publisher probably changed it.

Alice? Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?
- A. A. Milne

 

[lingus60]

Apparently Alice was going to marry one of the guards. Maybe Chris changed her mind

 

[Saltfountain]

Apparently Alice was going to marry one of the guards. Maybe Chris changed her mind

Maybe Chris changed his mind and became Alice