Anyone from the UK?

[Saltfountain]

I am a Jedi though. Don't forget it.

Okay, I got killed by a red guy with a spiky head but let's forget that.

Don't make me chuck Battleship back at you...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Don't make me chuck Battleship back at you...

You wouldn't!

I admit. It wasn't my proudest moment

 

[Saltfountain]

You wouldn't!

I admit. It wasn't my proudest moment

Course I would.

And Clash of the Titans...

 

[SmoothTalker80]

Don't make me chuck Battleship back at you...

If you can chuck a battleship, I am definitely steering clear of you

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Course I would.

And Clash of the Titans...

You bastard!

 

[Kat0069]

You bastard!

Is this like a more northern bastard with the first a as in cat?
or a southern bastard with the first a as in car?

 

[SmoothTalker80]

Is this like a more northern bastard with the first a as in cat?
or a southern bastard with the first a as in car?

There is no r in the northern version, is there? It becomes "bastad", no?

I'm a soft southerner, I don't know

 

[Kat0069]

There is no r in the northern version, is there? It becomes "bastad", no?

I'm a soft southerner, I don't know

Could be. Also a southern softie here.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Is this like a more northern bastard with the first a as in cat?
or a southern bastard with the first a as in car?

Definitely the first. We don't say "BAR-STARD" up here.

Whenever I hear someone say "I'm off for a BARTH", my teeth itch.

 

[SmoothTalker80]

Definitely the first. We don't say "BAR-STARD" up here.

Whenever I hear someone say "I'm off for a BARTH", my teeth itch.

You don't barth your teeth sir

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Mind you. Don't get me wrong. I know some absolutely lovely Southerners. They just can't help being .. special.

 

[Heidi_UK]

Mind you. Don't get me wrong. I know some absolutely lovely Southerners. They just can't help being .. special.

Praise kink activated

 

[Wand3rlust]

I feel, if I had an accent, I'd be offended.

But I don't - So carry on.

 

[Wriggle]

I don't think I've ever used the word Bastard it has one too many syllables to be an efficient swearword, so I don't really know how I would say it normally.

 

[Saltfountain]

Definitely the first. We don't say "BAR-STARD" up here.

Whenever I hear someone say "I'm off for a BARTH", my teeth itch.

If you were a proper northerner you'd pronounce it BAS-TID...

 

[Saltfountain]

I don't think I've ever used the word Bastard it has one too many syllables to be an efficient swearword, so I don't really know how I would say it normally.

Samuel L Jackson might take issue with you here...

Motherfucker...

 

[ExiledWelshman]

I don't think I've ever used the word Bastard it has one too many syllables to be an efficient swearword, so I don't really know how I would say it normally.

Watch Sean Bean in Sharpe!

 

[Wriggle]

Samuel L Jackson might take issue with you here...

Motherfucker...

You can spread mother fucker out for effect,
Bastard feels like a one syllable insult made
Twice as long as it needs to be.

 

[Daisy_Love]

I feel, if I had an accent, I'd be offended.

But I don't - So carry on.

Aye, orite Nan

 

[Wand3rlust]

Cunt works much better.

 

[Wriggle]

Watch Sean Bean in Sharpe!

I watched 5 minutes of him saying bastard in Sharpe once.
Comedy.
Not good enough for a swearword

 

[Saltfountain]

Cunt works much better.

You're free to bring it to the table anytime

 

[Wand3rlust]

You're free to bring it to the table anytime

You want my cunt on a table?

This took a turn

 

[SmoothTalker80]

You want my cunt on a table?

This took a turn

Sounds very tasty

 

[Wriggle]

Also I nearly forgot to say...

I sung karaoke with Sean Bean at a wake one.
Massive head - literally - and huge hands.