Wat's Guns-N-Stuff Thread

[Bn2f]

hmm. Interesting specificity on that quote.

So, when you invoke Allah through name, scripture and/or meme as you are often wont to do in your threads, what does that mean, then?

are your own beliefs as tiny and comparable to the Rabid Religious Right when you do it, or is it all Orientalist rhetorical decoration for your posts?

again, not a gotcha.

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Wat? I love you. You know this. Trust me, ok? Do not try and answer this question. Irezumikiss is a radical jihadist! You keep jerking off in your lonely apartment to images of 72 Vestal virgins, OK? Don’t rack your brain on this question. It will break you.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

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[Bn2f]

hmm. Interesting specificity on that quote.

So, when you invoke Allah through name, scripture and/or meme as you are often wont to do in your threads, what does that mean, then?

are your own beliefs as tiny and comparable to the Rabid Religious Right when you do it, or is it all Orientalist rhetorical decoration for your posts?

again, not a gotcha.

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Irezumikiss - I had added in my post that Wat would reply with some stupid meme, but then deleted because, but of course, he’s so predictably funny. Now… Here we are. Also, apologies but he wasn’t going to answer anyway.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

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[Wat_Tyler]

 

[coati]

I have 43 of 48 of the lower 48 visited. You're in one of the remaining 5. A swing that way is in the general planning stages. Maybe I'll have some 7.62 match brass to bring along since I seem to have given up continental flying until further notice.

TRANSLATION FOR THE ABOVE POST:

"Dear General Board Diary,

I've met the dreamiest guy on my Politics Board ammosexual pride thread. His name is Chobham, and he gives me a chubby every time he writes. Now, out of the blue, he has invited me to his house to see M3's, G36's, MP9's, M4's, M16's, and various other varied and sundry toys. My naughty parts are absolutely tingling with anticipation! I have barely been able to sleep since he raised our relationship to this new level, but of course I need to maintain my image on my anti-pussy threads!! HA HA, LOL

"

 

[Wat_Tyler]

You ladies are such experts on bottom gaiety that I have concluded that all of you did 5-10 year bits in the penitentiary.


Which explains why you'll never own a weapon, as you cunt pass the background checks.


Life is just so fucking sad . . . .


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[Bn2f]

Haha! You crack folks up!
Irezumikiss asks a legit question on religion and you ignore. Coati references the suppressed homosexuality rampant on this thread and you quickly answer.

 

[coati]

Dear General Board Diary,

I just told off a mean lib who invaded my safe space on my ammosexual pride thread.

Ha Ha, LOL

 

[Wat_Tyler]

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[IrezumiKiss]

You ladies are such experts on bottom gaiety that I have concluded that all of you did 5-10 year bits in the penitentiary.


Which explains why you'll never own a weapon, as you cunt pass the background checks.


Life is just so fucking sad . . . .


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Weaponry? Guns? Background checks?

Your kryptonite is known to us, Earthling.

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[Wat_Tyler]

 

[Lazaran]

Wat started this thread thinking they were the respected ringleader of the ammosexual incel circus, and realized too late that they were the ridiculed clown.

 

[Chobham]

Look Wat, the 4th graders are having another flash mob.

 

[Bn2f]

^^^^^^^^
Hahaha!
I will bet any amount of money that you sat around thinking this one up all day.
Big cat lions have been feasting off of Wat’s carcass all day. Now? Now you sweep in like a ball licking hyena to try to salvage the remaining scraps.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

One riot, one ranger . . . .

 

[IrezumiKiss]

"Look Wat, the 4th graders are having another flash mob."

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[Wat_Tyler]

 

[LLCox]

One riot, one ranger . . . .

Back in the day when I was throwing my weight around that quote was under my avatar

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Back in the day when I was throwing my weight around that quote was under my avatar

It has its uses. It's nice to have a bite to go with the bark.

 

[Lazaran]

One riot, one ranger . . . .

One Wat, one dim lightbulb.



Wat

 

[Wat_Tyler]

One cunt, one queef . . . .

 

[Bn2f]

One cunt, one queef . . . .

Again. Look at what you choose to reply to. Even when I laugh at you being mocked there’s a bit of me that feels sad for you. It’s in that space between my pinky toe but it’s still a growdy sadness.

 

[John_von_Neumann]

In case anyone needs a tl;dr for tWat's thread, here's how it started:
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And here's how it's going:
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[IrezumiKiss]

One riot, one ranger . . . .

...to everyone Wat meets he stays a stranger
With every sandwich Wat makes
Another chance Wat takes
Odds are he'll be too gassy to eat tomorrow

Secret Agent Wat
Secret Agent Wat
They've given you bad gumbo and now you're on the pot

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