Do you have an alibi for January 6, 2021?

[Chernosoth]

People have been charged years later.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

And witnesses that I was a time zone away.

 

[Philthy_Phil]

My alibi is that I'm not a trumptard.

 

[Chernosoth]

I was probably busy with work or porn or biking home from work. I started getting an impression that people thought it was a big news story some days, weeks, or months later.

 

[YDB95]

I was literally about as far away as anyone who isn't an astronaut can get.

 

[Sean Renaud]

I was at work cus I told one of my managers when he goes on break he needs to check his newsfeed not his Facebook or whatever. When he came back he said if that had been us we'd have been shot.

 

[Bray123]

I don't.

But I do have an alibi for Jan 6 2020, if that helps.

 

[Chobham]

You would think that they'd of realized that this is all blowing up in their face.

 

[stxjimmy]

You would think that they'd of realized that this is all blowing up in their face.

Who?
The insurrectionists or the conspirators or the pardoned criminal organising a hit?

 

[Bray123]

Perhaps it will become like sexual harassment where decades later an unprovable accusation is all it takes to destroy someone.

2054: “We don’t like you. You were one of those J6 people! Lock him up!”

But I’m only 30 years old!

“Whatever. Maybe you can appeal your conviction to our higher court.”

There is CCTV of everyone who broke into the building, everyone who smeared their shit on the walls, everyone who stole laptops from offices. The only issue is identification of those people and the traitor Mike Johnson is taking all steps he can to prevent the identifications. Because he knows and we know and he knows we know that it wasn't FBI bullshit, it was MAGA criminality.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

"Vee have identifiet 50,000,000 insurrectionists from the J6 massacre!"

But there were nowhere near that many!

"Are you questionink our authoritay?"

Uh... no.

"Goot! I was about to make it 50,000,001."

Kinda like the loyal partisans that Stalin rounded up in 1945 for the crime of being behind enemy lines.


With gummint, you just can't win.

 

[Chernosoth]

everyone who smeared their shit on the walls

That's a detail I haven't seen before, which makes it seem more like a drunk frat party or Antifa riot and less like a serious coup attempt.

 

[Bray123]

That's a detail I haven't seen before, which makes it seem more like a drunk frat party or Antifa riot and less like a serious coup attempt.

That's an original take.
'It couldn't have been an attempt to overturn the Constitution because I took a dump in there and made my mark.'

BTW, burglars frequently shit themselves whilst in other people's houses; one of the reasons why cops are so keen on DNA samples.

 

[LLCox]

My ANTIFA clothes were at the cleaner so I watched it on TV.

 

[zipman]

You would think that they'd of realized that this is all blowing up in their face.

I think those traitors who have been prosecuted have realized their actions were wrong.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Kinda like the loyal partisans that Stalin rounded up in 1945 for the crime of being behind enemy lines.


With gummint, you just can't win.

But you need gummint in order for society to function, unless you like Ann Arkee.

https://iea.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/mister-gotcha-4-9faefa-1.jpg

 

[HisArpy]

Nope.

 

[Shaglus_Ziegler]

The wal mart insurrection! What a joke.

 

[stxjimmy]

That's a detail I haven't seen before, which makes it seem more like a drunk frat party or Antifa riot and less like a serious coup attempt.

Careful, you’re in danger of making yourself look as ill informed and as ridiculous as the poster of post 13.

 

[stxjimmy]

But you need gummint in order for society to function, unless you like Ann Arkee.

Or Ayn Rand.

 

[Bray123]

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[Bn2f]

I was there! I saw all of J6!
Well, I was across the Potomac in Jersey City atop a building I didn’t own but had my name on it. I said, er, I mean, I thought about marching right up to the capitol steps to stop that tourist event but my bone spurs kicked in and I had already RSVP’d a catered function.
Then I got upset watching those BLM supporters celebrating when the Capitol fell. So sad, so sad, but ya know what? Then I felt a little better because the building I was in was now the tallest in all of DC and also didn’t have shit stains on its walls.

I’m open to the fair criticism that I’ve disrespected lives lost on J6 and 911.
I’ll own up and apologize if judged against the person leading the Republican Party.

 

[stxjimmy]

Careful, you’re in danger of making yourself look as ill informed and as ridiculous as the poster of post 13.

That comment wasn’t about bray123, but was about hgruber the original poster of comment 13.
He’s another deplorable who thinks it’s ok to post and then delete their toxicity.