Siren songs and helicockters

[__Nathan1968]

And that’s why I accept the abuse.

 

[morelikeasong]

It’s just not fair.

how rude

 

[__Nathan1968]

how rude

Yeah, in retrospect that was pretty schmucky.

 

[morelikeasong]

Yeah, in retrospect that was pretty schmucky.

I can think of a way to make it up to me…

 

[morelikeasong]

Tap tap tap….

How many taps did it take?

 

[__Nathan1968]

About this many taps:

 

[jason28053]

How many taps did it take?

As many has it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

 

[morelikeasong]

About this many taps:

Taps on your screen, or…

 

[jason28053]

Taps on your screen, or…

He’s tapping with his pecker

 

[__Nathan1968]

Morning wood, afternoon wood, it’s all the same.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I'd like to thank @PlanetaryNebula for her song choice yesterday, that reminded of Dick in a Box, that lead me to the third song in the series "Three way", which features some off camera Helicocktering:

Always glad to be of assistance. Especially with helicocktars

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I mean sure, after this mornin’s pic I imagine rehydration is needed!

Wait, what did I miss?!

It’s just not fair.

HOW DARE?! The helicopter emoji is sacred here, Sir!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Wait, what did I miss?!


HOW DARE?! The helicopter emoji is sacred here, Sir!

You missed a LOT.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

You missed a LOT.

Who/what?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Who/what?

@morelikeasong just had a nice emoji for earlier risers. I suspect you’ll survive. Albeit 0.25% less happy overall.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

@morelikeasong just had a nice emoji for earlier risers. I suspect you’ll survive. Albeit 0.25% less happy overall.

Ahh...that makes sense. LOL apparently the notification list is only for dick tricks, not @morelikeasong 's own pics

 

[morelikeasong]

Ahh...that makes sense. LOL apparently the notification list is only for dick tricks, not @morelikeasong 's own pics

Yes that is correct I post a lot of pics though. Its not as exciting a find as a dick trick.

 

[BodieOhl]

@morelikeasong just had a nice emoji for earlier risers. I suspect you’ll survive. Albeit 0.25% less happy overall.

*very* early risers, it was 4:04 here...

 

[ZfrkS62]

Yes that is correct I post a lot of pics though. Its not as exciting a find as a dick trick.

I beg to differ!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Yes that is correct I post a lot of pics though. Its not as exciting a find as a dick trick.

That's subjective, but I'd imagine you get a LOT more people excited around here

 

[morelikeasong]

*very* early risers, it was 4:04 here...

It was 9am here!! That’s hardly early. I can’t be responsible for all time zones!

I beg to differ!

That's subjective, but I'd imagine you get a LOT more people excited around here

 

[BodieOhl]

It was 9am here!! That’s hardly early. I can’t be responsible for all time zones!

All the luckier when I do catch you!

 

[morelikeasong]

DRUMROLL PLEASE

https://media4.giphy.com/media/CLCT8BXR1T2oyBYilM/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d71uye9163mvq1qjupors2kg2bi3kj7zb82syt9ueg&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

We have our first dick trick anonymous submission! He has performed a beautiful for us but wishes to remain anonymous so his inbox doesn’t get flooded with all the girls wanting to take a ride.

Please give a warm welcome to our
Anon Cockter

sounding off the DTA for
@OrdinaryPerson @PassionatePanther @Kitty_so_frisky @Indie @AuntieDisco

 

[__Nathan1968]

 

[hotwords229_A]

DRUMROLL PLEASE

https://media4.giphy.com/media/CLCT8BXR1T2oyBYilM/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d71uye9163mvq1qjupors2kg2bi3kj7zb82syt9ueg&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

We have our first dick trick anonymous submission! He has performed a beautiful for us but wishes to remain anonymous so his inbox doesn’t get flooded with all the girls wanting to take a ride.

Please give a warm welcome to our
Anon Cockter

sounding off the DTA for
@OrdinaryPerson @PassionatePanther @Kitty_so_frisky @Indie @AuntieDisco

That thing looks like it’s moving on it’s own. Barely any hip work at all.
Nice work.