Anyone from the UK?

[Saltfountain]

And not a nice arsehole like some of the ones you see in porn. He’s a tramp’s prolapsed, pile-ridden arsehole. I don’t want to give all arseholes a bad name.

I'll wager it's out there on Heavy-R

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Well I won't be giving them. I'll hire you. I promote you to Head Blowjob Giver.

@Wand3rlust can be Head of Security.
@HornyKatie1979 can be Head Product Tester
@Wriggleitlady can be Head Cashier
@RosewoodTulip can be Head Product Designer

and...

@Saltfountain can be the Junior Welcome Greeter and Litter Picker.

So much head...

Morning everyone!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

So much head...

Morning everyone!

You say that like it's a bad thing.

However, I've slept on it (no wonder it's the size of a cucumber!) and I've decided to promote @Saltfountain to HEAD greeter and coffee maker. It comes with a £1 payrise.

I will now lay here and bask in the thought that I'm an amazing boss.

 

[Heidi_UK]

Bagsey Head Teacher. I have qualifications and shit.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Bagsey Head Teacher. I have qualifications and shit.

The only way you can get the position of Head Teacher in Wonky's Not So Secret sex shop is by instructing women on how to get the best of their purchases.

If you accept, you get a reserved parking space and all the free lube you can take home!

Such amazing perks.

 

[Sparky74]

Ooh, is it the final episode tonight?

Like all the Jack Reacher stuff, it manages to be simultaneously brilliant and totally shit!

Not shit it's great nice bit of escapism, so pleased a new season has already been commissioned.

 

[Heidi_UK]

The only way you can get the position of Head Teacher in Wonky's Not So Secret sex shop is by instructing women on how to get the best of their purchases.

If you accept, you get a reserved parking space and all the free lube you can take home!

Such amazing perks.

How tight is the parking space?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

How tight is the parking space?

Wellllll... When I say parking space, what I mean is the space between the skip full of used sex dolls and the bins of rubbish. So you could fit a bicycle in there, no worries.

 

[Sparky74]

I genuinely think he plays this ridiculous character to generate revenue. I think he scripts it records it and throws it out to generate traction for his pyramid scheme crypto stuff.
* this is not me in anyway defending or agreeing with anything he says

I we talking about Tom cruise or Alan Ritchson?

 

[Tigertiger55]

I we talking about Tom cruise or Alan Ritchson?

Andrew Tate

 

[Tigertiger55]

So much head...

Morning everyone!

Morning HK!

 

[justanotherguy80]

Not shit it's great nice bit of escapism, so pleased a new season has already been commissioned.

Objectively, it is shit. Predictable, trite, repetitive. And Reacher is basically a Terminator.

BUT, it’s brilliant entertainment.

 

[Sparky74]

Objectively, it is shit. Predictable, trite, repetitive. And Reacher is basically a Terminator.

BUT, it’s brilliant entertainment.

It's absolutely nothing like Terminator.

 

[Heidi_UK]

Wellllll... When I say parking space, what I mean is the space between the skip full of used sex dolls and the bins of rubbish. So you could fit a bicycle in there, no worries.

...why would a sex shop have a skip of used sex dolls?

Am I that naive?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

...why would a sex shop have a skip of used sex dolls?

Am I that naive?

@HornyKatie1979 is Head Product Tester and I think she er... got a bit carried away!

 

[Heidi_UK]

@HornyKatie1979 is Head Product Tester and I think she er... got a bit carried away!

Of course. Should've made that connection.

 

[Saltfountain]

...why would a sex shop have a skip of used sex dolls?

Am I that naive?

No. But I think @AWonkyDonkey is...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

No. But I think @AWonkyDonkey is...

Nah mate. I'm not naive. Just simple. Very, very simple.

 

[Wriggle]

...why would a sex shop have a skip of used sex dolls?

Am I that naive?

Lovehoney do returns for a year

 

[Saltfountain]

@HornyKatie1979 is Head Product Tester and I think she er... got a bit carried away!

That's it. Blame the workers...

I will now lay here and bask in the thought that I'm an amazing boss.

Keep congratulating yourself...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Lovehoney do returns for a year

I can just see the workers at the returns department...

All kitted up like some scientists from Porton Down.

 

[Wriggle]

It's an entry level job.

You just exit it kinked

 

[justanotherguy80]

It's absolutely nothing like Terminator.

I didn’t say it now, did I?l

 

[Sparky74]

I didn’t say it now, did I?l

Yes you did approximately 44 minutes ago post Number #7606.

 

[justanotherguy80]

Yes you did approximately 44 minutes ago post Number #7606.

I’m not sure if you’re a bit hard of thinking or just being wilfully obtuse. So I’ll spell it out for you.

Reacher (the character) is like a Terminator. I didn’t say that Reacher (the tv show) is like The Terminator.