Anyone from the UK?

[AmandaKellyUK]

Good morning - cats have refused to go out so I’m assuming it’s freezing outside…..

 

[Wriggle]

*puts spikes on boots*

I'm just going outside and could be some time.

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

*puts spikes on boots*

I'm just going outside and could be some time.

Good luck!

 

[justanotherguy80]

Ok, even I’m going to concede that it’s fucking Baltic out there this morning. The school run is only about a 10 minute round trip and I was starting to lose feeling in my feet.

I’m toying with the idea of hibernation.

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Ok, even I’m going to concede that it’s fucking Baltic out there this morning. The school run is only about a 10 minute round trip and I was starting to lose feeling in my feet.

I’m toying with the idea of hibernation.

I hope the kids don’t have games today - the wrapped up teacher telling the kids in shorts that running will warm them up (Im not bitter and filled with memories of Wednesday afternoon games lessons!)

 

[justanotherguy80]

I hope the kids don’t have games today - the wrapped up teacher telling the kids in shorts that running will warm them up (Im not bitter and filled with memories of Wednesday afternoon games lessons!)

I did see the sports teachers setting some stuff up in the playground yesterday for the juniors!

Pretty sure my little one will have indoor PE at the infants today though

I remember playing rugby and football on frozen pitches in my school days. I think you had to have a sadistic streak to be a PE teacher in those days. Bet some of them are probably on here…

 

[lingus60]

I hope the kids don’t have games today - the wrapped up teacher telling the kids in shorts that running will warm them up (Im not bitter and filled with memories of Wednesday afternoon games lessons!)

Reminds me of the games teacher scene from the classic film “Kes”

 

[NorthernCardinal]

*puts spikes on boots*

I'm just going outside and could be some time.

alright Mr Scott.

 

[Kat0069]

Morning everyone, definitely an Oodie/slanket/blanket/hottie bottle kinda day today.

 

[Wriggle]

alright Mr Scott.

Was it not his mate?

Either way I'm glad someone else knew my reference.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I knew it. Just couldn't be arsed to say anything.

 

[Wriggle]

I see.
That's what you really think about my mundane witterings then.

 

[Wriggle]

No.
Don't worry
I'm a big boy.
I can take it.

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Was it not his mate?

Either way I'm glad someone else knew my reference.

I prefer red dwarf "smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast"

 

[Wand3rlust]

Really need that eye-roll reaction emoji...

 

[Saltfountain]

I'm a big boy

If you were, you wouldn't have to announce it...

It's like the guys who have to tell everyone they're a nice guy, or put Dom in their names...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

*Crawls in and promptly collapses face first in front of the fire.*

Good morning. I need a back massage, painkillers and a litre of Coca Cola please...

 

[Wriggle]

If you were, you wouldn't have to announce it...

It's like the guys who have to tell everyone they're a nice guy, or put Dom in their names...

Not like that you pervert.
I meant like a grown up.

Some of you lot have a one track mind

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Not like that you pervert.
I meant like a grown up.

Some of you lot have a one track mind

Shocking behaviour on Literotica dot com

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Not like that you pervert.
I meant like a grown up.

Some of you lot have a one track mind

Not me. I'm an innocent Donkey. Almost angelic, in fact.

 

[terriblesecrets]

Sooo cold! Just about made it in time for my NHS appointment and have never seen the parking lot as busy! Not a spot on sight

 

[HornyKatie1979]

MOOOOOORRRRRRNNNNIIING!

No idea why I did that in caps. *shuffles out quietly*

 

[justanotherguy80]

MOOOOOORRRRRRNNNNIIING!

No idea why I did that in caps. *shuffles out quietly*

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

MOOOOOORRRRRRNNNNIIING!

No idea why I did that in caps. *shuffles out quietly*

Shhhh! We've got to be very quiet...

*Puts on his Attenborough voice*

We're witnessing the courtship ritual between @Saltfountain and @Wriggleitlady... You could cut the sexual tension with a knife.

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Shhhh! We've got to be very quiet...

*Puts on his Attenborough voice*

We're witnessing the courtship ritual between @Saltfountain and @Wriggleitlady... You could cut the sexual tension with a knife.

Whispers "ᵐᵒʳⁿᶦⁿᵍ"