Anyone from the UK?

[Greylag]

Well that’s been a cold days work on the hill with the boys -7 excluding windchill. Due to be even colder tomorrow when I am back out. Just had a long spell under a hot shower to get a bit of life back into everything. Such a beautiful place I wouldn’t swap it for anything.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Two occasions...

Due to a medical condition and the painkillers I take, I can get very disorientated if I take too much. A girlfriend once requested some pictures and I fell asleep on her (not my proudest moment!). I awoke and sent her a picture - well I thought I sent it. It arrived straight away on my auntie's phone.

I got a phone call probably five minutes after I sent a grovelling message along the lines of "Don't open this. I'm sorry!" She wasn't amused and she threatened to tell my parents but never did.

Second occasion, I accidentally sent my dad a picture of my junk. However I got away with it. I know he goes to bed early because he has job where he has to be up at around 4am. I actually drove up to his house at around midnight and let myself in. I know he keeps his phone downstairs when he sleeps. Thankfully he didn't have a pin on his phone and I deleted it, locked up and drove home. That was a close call.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

This is why I work for myself. I havent had to report myself yet.

Being a cam girl, "flicking your bean" for strangers isn't that bad.

*Runs away very quick and very far.*

 

[Saltfountain]

Being a cam girl, "flicking your bean" for strangers isn't that bad.

*Runs away very quick and very far.*

Just stroll. She has tiny legs. She won't catch you...

 

[Wand3rlust]

*mutters, grumbles, sulks*

 

[Saltfountain]

*mutters, grumbles, sulks*

*stomps her little feet and looks sooooooo cute*

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

*mutters, grumbles, sulks*

Er hang on, I'm watching a live-stream. You aren't sulking!

Oh, I'm just interested. Where did that snake come from?

 

[SmoothTalker80]

Not quite along the same line as sending a picture of your danglies to relatives, but I heard of a guy who had taken his works laptop away on a lads weekend, left it unlocked whilst passed out, and when he returned to work on Monday morning to make a presentation to senior management, a gay port site was the first thing displayed on the projector

 

[Saltfountain]

Not quite along the same line as sending a picture of your danglies to relatives, but I heard of a guy who had taken his works laptop away on a lads weekend, left it unlocked whilst passed out, and when he returned to work on Monday morning to make a presentation to senior management, a gay port site was the first thing displayed on the projector

A gay port is quite the euphemism...

 

[SmoothTalker80]

A gay port is quite the euphemism...

Haha, dammit
Trying to type quickly on my phone often yields strange results

 

[Wand3rlust]

Not quite along the same line as sending a picture of your danglies to relatives, but I heard of a guy who had taken his works laptop away on a lads weekend, left it unlocked whilst passed out, and when he returned to work on Monday morning to make a presentation to senior management, a gay port site was the first thing displayed on the projector

'Heard of a guy'

Uh huh. Yep.

 

[Wriggle]

Ah, so that's the origin/etymology of any port in a storm.

 

[Hodes101]

Evening all

 

[SmoothTalker80]

'Heard of a guy'

Uh huh. Yep.

Would I lie? Trust meeeee

 

[Hodes101]

Would I lie? Trust meeeee

This is the internet, everyone LIES!

 

[Saltfountain]

This is the internet, everyone LIES!

No it isn't

 

[Hodes101]

Is it a dream?

 

[Saltfountain]

Let's just say yes and see what happens

 

[Hodes101]

Let me spin this top.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Hey

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Evening all.

 

[Hodes101]

Hey Rose, Hey Wand.

 

[Hodes101]

What everyone upto tonight?

 

[RosewoodTulip]

What everyone upto tonight?

Just farting around on here until I'm tired enough to sleep really

 

[Hodes101]

Well, please keep that fart to yourself