Anyone from the UK?

[Kat0069]

You described a scenario that any of us yearn for!!
Why are the kids home?

They're both SEN (Special Educational Needs) & don't attend mainstream school

 

[Kat0069]

I'm gonna wager that's the same most days...

Worse (or better) since I found the Lit forums! Before that, I used to be reading the stories.

 

[zach20092]

They're both SEN (Special Educational Needs) & don't attend mainstream school

Ah ok... hands full for you then

 

[zach20092]

Worse (or better) since I found the Lit forums! Before that, I used to be reading the stories.

Mmmmm.. lots of help around if you should desire any!

 

[Saltfountain]

Worse (or better) since I found the Lit forums! Before that, I used to be reading the stories.

And now you're reduced to rolling your eyes at my bullshit

I can only apologise for @AWonkyDonkey too

 

[Kat0069]

Mmmmm.. lots of help around if you should desire any!

Indeed there is, I've noticed

 

[Kat0069]

And now you're reduced to rolling your eyes at my bullshit

I can only apologise for @AWonkyDonkey too

You all make me laugh and smile, which makes my day better. So thank you

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

And now you're reduced to rolling your eyes at my bullshit

I can only apologise for @AWonkyDonkey too

I've had so many women roll their eyes at my bullshit, I've stopped apologising. It's too tiring.

 

[Hodes101]

*rolls eyes*

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

*rolls eyes*

Don't you start!

 

[Saltfountain]

*rolls eyes*

I always thought you were a bloke

 

[Wriggle]

So while I've been outside all day grafting with cold shrunken genitalia you've all been in here on a giddy snow day with your engorged genitalia talking about:

1. Steak & face
2. Bukkake
3. BBC output
4. Kidnapping

?

Britain's finest
I'm proud of you.

 

[Saltfountain]

See, that's where you're wrong bitch! I was participating at work

 

[Wriggle]

I suppose that means you're off the "proud of you list"

 

[Saltfountain]

I managed all that with shrunken junk in the cold...

 

[hot hugo]

well if there was someone here to fuck, and no kids, then I would have done fuck someone! I've been horny all day.

With the last sentence of that post you will gain a hell of attention in this forum… no worries. Your inbox probably exploded already in the last hour
So many helping hands (men) around here, who can’t wait to jump on your command.

 

[Wriggle]

I managed all that with shrunken junk in the cold...

Ok - you're back on the list.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

With the last sentence of that post you will gain a hell of attention in this forum… no worries. Your inbox probably exploded already in the last hour
So many helping hands (men) around here, who can’t wait to jump on your command.

No helping hands offered by me!

It's nothing to do with the fact that the inept @Saltfountain has glued my hands together... Nooooo, no siree!

 

[Saltfountain]

Ok - you're back on the list.

I'd like to thank the Academy, my parents (whose stirling efforts half a century ago made all this possible), but most of all you, the viewers!

I love you all, thank you




Not you. You can fuck off. Go on...

 

[Eros1892]

I just back off the slopes, hard day skiing.
Apres ski Time!

 

[Wand3rlust]

So while I've been outside all day grafting with cold shrunken genitalia you've all been in here on a giddy snow day with your engorged genitalia talking about:

1. Steak & face
2. Bukkake
3. BBC output
4. Kidnapping

?

Britain's finest
I'm proud of you.

*solemnly* I'm proud of ALL of us

 

[Wriggle]

*solemnly* I'm proud of ALL of us

Quick everyone look.
@Wand3rlust has had a moment of honesty sincerity.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Quick everyone look.
@Wand3rlust has had a moment of honesty sincerity.

Shut up, bone head.

Oh look, I've had another one...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Quick everyone look.
@Wand3rlust has had a moment of honesty sincerity.

Next you'll be telling us Hitler was a peace loving hippy.

 

[KeenVoyeur]

I sat through an enthralling Teams webinar (no cameras, no audio - apart from the DEFRA lot who presented it) and lost almost an hour of my day that could have been better spent reading your blathering on about the usual miscellany of Brit life ...

That is, apart from the wonderful @Kat0069 who deserves a medal (she might just be my current favourite) and the always entertaining woman of cast iron bladder fame @Wand3rlust (who for £79.99 can give me two blowjobs any day of the week) - just because

Would Fiona Bruce ever rival Joan Bakewell as the thinking man's crumpet? Maybe Emily Maitlis or Sophie Raworth - definitely not Laura Kuenssberg (or however you spell it)