Anyone from the UK?

[AWonkyDonkey]

I'm absolutely convinced

That you might be fibbing slightly

I am wounded by your remark! Here I am, enjoying a healthy discussion between two guests named Gianna Michaels and Ivor Biggun about the length of a chicken. Ivor is saying he's got a 9 inch cock! I don't know why they're talking about chickens on Question Time but y'know, that's the BBC for you.

Yeah, definitely got away with that. Damn, I'm good.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

stop perving over fiona bruce

She scares me.

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

She scares me.

well her terrible bias presenting question time should

 

[Saltfountain]

I think I'll just sit and watch por ...er .. Question Time.

Yeah, Question Time. Phew, got away with that.

Don't be embarrassed about watching 70s sitcoms.

Porridge stands the test of time, and is quite appropriate after your bukkake admission

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Don't be embarrassed about watching 70s sitcoms.

Porridge stands the test of time, and is quite appropriate after your bukkake admission

Fuck, busted!

I admit it, I have a problem! I can't help but watch Mr. Mackay. His toothbrush moustache just does it for me.

I can't believe I've just said that. I feel dirty.

 

[Hodes101]

You've only got £17.50 left on the mortgage as well!

Ha I wish. Multiply that by hundreds of thousands and you might be on to something.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Ha I wish. Multiply that by hundreds of thousands and you might be on to something.

£17.50 worth of hundreds and thousands?

That's a LOT of sprinkles.

 

[Saltfountain]

£17.50 worth of hundreds and thousands?

That's a LOT of sprinkles.

Is it a Gingerbread house?

 

[Hodes101]

It's my dream house that does not exist

 

[Saltfountain]

So how the fuck you got a mortgage on it? No wonder UK is fucked...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Is it a Gingerbread house?

If it is, he won't have a house much longer. I'll have eaten erm.. I mean, re-possessed it!

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Today seems to be flying by - mid afternoon already!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Yep. I'm attempting to look busy. It isn't going well.

 

[Kat0069]

Today seems to be flying by - mid afternoon already!

and I have done fuck all work today ... oops!

 

[HornyKatie1979]

and I have done fuck all work today ... oops!

Me too, aside from my earlier meeting. Definitely not lit's fault

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I've been doing a bit of writing. It'll be a Sunday Times bestseller by the time I'm done.

 

[Saltfountain]

I've been doing a bit of writing. It'll be a Sunday Times bestseller by the time I'm done.

Cutting letters out of the newspaper to make a ransom note doesn't count as writing, whether the house is gingerbread or not, psycho...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Cutting letters out of the newspaper to make a ransom note doesn't count as writing, whether the house is gingerbread or not, psycho...

Well if you could do joined up writing by now, we'd have been able to come up with a normal letter! Make yourself useful and pass me the Pritt Stick!

 

[terriblesecrets]

and I have done fuck all work today ... oops!

Who all?

 

[justanotherguy80]

I sounded very authoritative on a conference call earlier. That’s my work for the day done.

Back to Lit…

 

[Saltfountain]

Well if you could do joined up writing by now, we'd have been able to come up with a normal letter! Make yourself useful and pass me the Pritt Stick!

But it tastes so good!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

But it tastes so good!

If you get poisoning, you can take yourself to hospital. I spent nine hours in A&E with you last week because you lodged blu-tack up your schnozz.

 

[Kat0069]

Who all?

well if there was someone here to fuck, and no kids, then I would have done fuck someone! I've been horny all day.

 

[zach20092]

well if there was someone here to fuck, and no kids, then I would have done fuck someone! I've been horny all day.

You described a scenario that any of us yearn for!!
Why are the kids home?

 

[Saltfountain]

I've been horny all day.

I'm gonna wager that's the same most days...