Anyone from the UK?

[Daisy_Love]

See what you started, @Wand3rlust!!!
Trouble personified

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

See what you started, @Wand3rlust!!!
Trouble personified

Who is your favourite?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Who is your favourite?

Me, obviously! She needs that four quid to buy lunch.

 

[Daisy_Love]

Me, obviously! She needs that four quid to buy lunch.

Yeah, that’s enough for a meal deal!! Times are hard and all that

 

[justanotherguy80]

Yeah, that’s enough for a meal deal!! Times are hard and all that

Not at Waitrose it isn’t.

 

[Daisy_Love]

Not at Waitrose it isn’t.

Hahaha yeah well we can’t all be posh!! Although I think I could wangle one from M&S

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Not at Waitrose it isn’t.

T'was at Waitrose the other week. Not because I needed any shopping, I just wanted to feel posh.

Went and had a look at the meat counter. There was a single steak - Aberdeen Black Angus - that was £79.99.

Eighty quid for a steak.

 

[ExiledWelshman]

Aldi meal deal. Sandwich, drink.
Oh, and a cricket bat, 4 man tent, Friends thermal mug and a boot organiser for the car, all from the jumble sale aisle.

 

[Wand3rlust]

T'was at Waitrose the other week. Not because I needed any shopping, I just wanted to feel posh.

Went and had a look at the meat counter. There was a single steak - Aberdeen Black Angus - that was £79.99.

Eighty quid for a steak.

I'd expect at least 2 blow job's with that...

 

[Tigertiger55]

I’m happy with a slice of sourdough toast please

 

[Wand3rlust]

See what you started, @Wand3rlust!!!
Trouble personified

 

[Daisy_Love]

I'd expect at least 2 blow job's with that...

You have a dick

 

[justanotherguy80]

I'd expect at least 2 blow job's with that...

Have you seen the typical staff member on the meat counter at Waitrose? I’d rather get a blowjob from the trolley boy.

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

I'd expect at least 2 blow job's with that...

I have to pay £80 and give two blowjobs - no wonder Waitrose has the reputation it has.....

 

[justanotherguy80]

T'was at Waitrose the other week. Not because I needed any shopping, I just wanted to feel posh.

Went and had a look at the meat counter. There was a single steak - Aberdeen Black Angus - that was £79.99.

Eighty quid for a steak.

I bet it tastes good though

 

[Saltfountain]

Knew you were my favourite.

Wounded.

That's what I am!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I'd expect at least 2 blow job's with that...

*Petitions for Wand3r to apply for a job on the meat counter at Waitrose.*

Ohhh, sorry. I just had it in my head you'd be dishing out blowjobs to the customers.

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

I have to pay £80 and give two blowjobs - no wonder Waitrose has the reputation it has.....

If I pay for the steak do I also get the blowjobs?

 

[Saltfountain]

Do we all get to be someone's favourite?

You all might...

Guess I'm reaping what I've sown

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I bet it tastes good though

*Lapses into a daydream...*

I'd want it to taste like a deliciously sweet... Uh oh. I've said too much. I'm just going to the bathroom for er... A while.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

You all might...

Guess I'm reaping what I've sown

Don't worry. You can be my favourite bloke (that still sounds wrong but hey ho!)

Manly fist bumps and all that.

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Don't worry. You can be my favourite bloke (that still sounds wrong but hey ho!)

Manly fist bumps and all that.

Warning - fist bumps do not look manly

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Warning - fist bumps do not look manly

They do here. Combine them with puffed out chests, lack of eye contact and making your voice seem deeper and you're looking like a man's man.

Er. I've been told.

 

[Wand3rlust]

You have a dick

Wasn't me buying it

 

[Saltfountain]

Warning - fist bumps do not look manly

Jumper bumps look very womanly though