Anyone from the UK?

When in hospital, you have to hand your dignity in at the door. Last time I was in, a friendly male nurse stuck his finger up my arse.

I hope he enjoyed it more than I did.
 
I have a story about me and hospital gown.

Cause of height, it does not protect my dignity.
 
Afternoon everyone.
We were forecast snow but it didn't happen. We have beautiful blue skies instead. Trying to pretend it's June instead of January so I'll feel a bit warmer
 
Afternoon all (just) still cold here but no snow. We're off to Tenerife some winter sun on Thursday, knowing my luck I'll have to fight through six feet of snow to get to the airport :ROFLMAO:

Definitely time to top up my tan and get some warmth into these old bones. Promise I'll think of you all lol
 
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