Siren songs and helicockters

[Mo_Bandy]

None of them are bad.

I know. Hopefully. Just hazy.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

If you do it right the first time, you don't need to do it six times.


-Ben

Like most things I tend to do a half ass job.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

If you do it right the first time, you don't need to do it six times.


-Ben

This may apply to some things, but not multiple orgasms.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Seems like another good Siren song…actually a Prince cover.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Not me over here thinking the highest number of orgasms I've had in a day was 5

I could have sworn 6 but bad memory lol.

Wanna refresh my memory?

Need some bad memories?

None of them are bad.

I know. Hopefully. Just hazy.

Like most things I tend to do a half ass job.

Well damn...I see why @Mo_Bandy declined to join Team Kitty: he's scrimmaging with Team @Indie too! LOL totally understandable

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Well damn...I see why @Mo_Bandy declined to join Team Kitty: he's scrimmaging with Team @Indie too! LOL totally understandable

Journeymen

 

[Azuldrgon]

Well damn...I see why @Mo_Bandy declined to join Team Kitty: he's scrimmaging with Team @Indie too! LOL totally understandable

So because we are friends, does that make me automatically Team Kitty or am I just considered something different.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Journeymen

I mean honestly, good for you! I'm sure plenty of guys are going to be jealous when they see that

So because we are friends, does that make me automatically Team Kitty or am I just considered something different.

Hmm probably something different. @Indie has @OrdinaryPerson and @AbsintheMindedDeviant as scouts. @Otis_Ravelli offered to scout for me, but he was @Mo_Bandy 's agent at the time and failed to close that deal...

 

[Azuldrgon]

I mean honestly, good for you! I'm sure plenty of guys are going to be jealous when they see that


Hmm probably something different. @Indie has @OrdinaryPerson and someone else as scouts. @Otis_Ravelli offered to scout for me, but he was @Mo_Bandy 's agent at the time and failed to close that deal...

So scouting out possible team members.....would I be qualified do you think?

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Not me over here thinking the highest number of orgasms I've had in a day was 5

That's my record too! Man I miss my 20s.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

That's my record too! Man I miss my 20s.

Twinsies!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

So scouting out possible team members.....would I be qualified do you think?

Hmmm...maybe nutritionist?

 

[Azuldrgon]

Hmmm...maybe nutritionist?

Sounds like a deal then.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Nobody has asked me to be on their team. I guess I understand. You probably don't need me in the game completely dominating and doing laps around everyone. You don't invite Joe Namath to your family reunion game of touch football.

 

[mynameisben]

This may apply to some things, but not multiple orgasms.

Nobody has asked me to be on their team. I guess I understand. You probably don't need me in the game completely dominating and doing laps around everyone. You don't invite Joe Namath to your family reunion game of touch football.

Joe Namath? Dude, if you ever want to get some, you have to update your name dropping references. Namath was somebody who was a star deep in the previous century.


-Ben

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Joe Namath? Dude, if you ever want to get some, you have to update your name dropping references. Namath was somebody who was a star deep in the previous century.


-Ben

It was a joke.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Nobody has asked me to be on their team. I guess I understand. You probably don't need me in the game completely dominating and doing laps around everyone. You don't invite Joe Namath to your family reunion game of touch football.

Big pimpin

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Nobody has asked me to be on their team. I guess I understand. You probably don't need me in the game completely dominating and doing laps around everyone. You don't invite Joe Namath to your family reunion game of touch football.

Baby, you're the coach.

 

[mynameisben]

It was a joke.

I know how that is. I'm constantly confessing my undying affection for Mary Pickford.


-Ben

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I know how that is. I'm constantly confessing my undying affection for Mary Pickford.


-Ben

I once lost to Mark Twain on Star Search.

 

[__Nathan1968]

I wonder if the helicockter is in the book.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Does this thread feature helicocktars?

 

[morelikeasong]

Does this thread feature helicocktars?

It actually does, occasionally. It’s a whole thing. There’s a tag list alert system, everyone comes running, oohs and aahs, and then the show is over for the next 10 pages.

We’re hopefully due for another one soon.

 

[morelikeasong]

I wonder if the helicockter is in the book.

I’ve never been more curious about what’s inside a book.

 

[positiveflirt]

We’re hopefully due for another one soon.

Noted, I'll get practicing