Siren songs and helicockters

[morelikeasong]

I just don't think I'm built for it.

there are a variety of tricks for a variety of dicks. Not all are , though those are highly prized around here.
Regardless, tricks or no tricks, we’re happy to have you here

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What is the purpose of having a bench? Empty or not?
I kind of prefer a stable

I’m not neighing.

 

[morelikeasong]

I'll be damned if I'm not going to master this thing and post at least a 7/10 helicockter gif at some point this week. It's coming

Alright that's pretty good recall.
Did I specifically say that week or did I hopefully leave it open to 'a week at some point'

See above

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Kitty is a lot of things, but angel??

I mean fallen is still an angel right? Not super up on my angel lore though.

*cough*

Shhhhh...let him think that

You guys are just cutting straight to the core of me

Pretty please?

Alright you rapscallions, I'll give it another go later tonight after quite a few more drinks. I can't promise that I'm going to post it here, but if it's remotely good I'll hit those PM boxes

...with a cherry on top?

Should I feel honored or attacked for not being asked?
I mean, I'm not saying I could, but just curious.

LOL we're only pestering him because he teased that it was coming soon. Assuming he wants to and just needs a little encouragement Would never pressure someone who didn't want to share!

That’s all you really need. One they can knock it our if the park. Over, and over, and over and over and over.
And they will be the luckiest ever! ❤
I love you my insatiable BFF.

My new MVP knocked it out of the park 23 times in one day

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

See above

I feel so exposed! And usually I love that

 

[morelikeasong]

Would never pressure someone who didn't want to share!

Yes, this. Very much this. I hope this is clear to all venturing in this thread.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Shhhhh...let him think that


Pretty please?


...with a cherry on top?


LOL we're only pestering him because he teased that it was coming soon. Assuming he wants to and just needs a little encouragement Would never pressure someone who didn't want to share!


My new MVP knocked it out of the park 23 times in one day

That’s Micheal Jordan’s number. Just saying. GOAT

 

[JustDave478]

Yes, this. Very much this. I hope this is clear to all venturing in this thread.

Most of us guys perform WAY better in a safe space.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Most of us guys perform WAY better in a safe space.

Is that the new name for a cavernous cunt?

 

[JustDave478]

Is that the new name for a cavernous cunt?

I mean... It could be, maybe?

 

[morelikeasong]

I feel so exposed! And usually I love that

How about I expose myself a bit to help you feel better?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Is that the new name for a cavernous cunt?

He said safe safe not spacious

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

That’s Micheal Jordan’s number. Just saying. GOAT

Oh he was unquestionably great, but my record is 51, with in-person help. If he reeeally wanting go after that GOAT title though, I'd certainly be up to letting him try!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

How about I expose myself a bit to help you feel better?

Sure he feels better, I’m over here having a coronary.

 

[JustDave478]

How about I expose myself a bit to help you feel better?

What's that now?

 

[morelikeasong]

my record is 51

I can’t even fathom this

 

[mynameisben]

I think I do a pretty good helicopter, but my wife always laughs and says it looks more like a sik horsie.


-Ben

 

[Photog1rl]

I’m not neighing.

What can I say, I really like to ride.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh he was unquestionably great, but my record is 51, with in-person help. If he reeeally wanting go after that GOAT title though, I'd certainly be up to letting him try!

With one player!?!? A full roster could kill you? I don’t think the league can take on that sort of liability!

 

[morelikeasong]

I think I do a pretty good helicopter, but my wife always laughs and says it looks more like a sik horsie.


-Ben

Horsies are really @Lord Pmann ’s thing, not mine, but I’m happy to review the footage and see if she’s accurate

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What can I say, I really like to ride.

I didn’t say no saddles

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Most of us guys perform WAY better in a safe space.

<<<<< Points to my inbox.

 

[morelikeasong]

Most of us guys perform WAY better in a safe space.

Are you performance ready?

 

[Photog1rl]

I isn’t say no saddles

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[Kitty_so_frisky]

I can’t even fathom this

It was intense! He fucked me until he couldn't anymore, used his lips, tongue and fingers until he was ready for round two, and again before and after round 3. I was close to passing out around #35, but he found all the right spots and was relentless. I forgot how to walk for hours after that