italiansexylady
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Karma…that’s so sad. 

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Because like me you're an insomniac, and if you're just "waking" as one well...Why the fuck am I still awake?
It was the best of advice. It was the worst of advice.Yes. I am the Mid Angel. Ignore the "Evil" in my name.
Invite all your friends over for a New Year's Eve Orgy. No clothes, no condoms, no regrets. Lots of alcohol and drugs.
Make a New Year's Resolution to do it again at least once a week in 2024.
You're welcome![]()
FIFYI delivered to a new customer today. A lawyer. Late 50's. Absolutely fucking gorgeous in a wine red dress.
And now I can't stop thinking about her. I am in absolute lust with this woman. And I don't think there is anything I can do about it but WANK it out.
Thank you for getting rid of my waffle and ice cream craving but now I want pieI saw a slice of blueberry pie in a movie and now it's all I can think about.
I’ll give the advice needed, I got this.I've got a couple of Arch Angel's on one shoulder, and half the host of Hell on the other, and I feel like they're both giving me terrible advice. Isn't there somewhere kind of in betwixt the two for good girls who don't want/need to go full heathen? It's Lit, isn't it...Lit is the "in-between". Well, shit.
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Do sharks have halos & wings and/or horns & forked tails?I’ll give the advice needed, I got this.
YesDo sharks have halos & wings and/or horns & forked tails?