Wat's Guns-N-Stuff Thread

[Bn2f]

If you two dipshits don't like how I am currently managing this thread then you are both free to leave. I'm not holding you here.

 

[Bn2f]

Oh, look! Here's RR.
Caoti? Please continue.
You seem to have a talent for bringing out the vermin.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

There is no My Thread on Lit. This is Laurel's site. Every thread on here belongs wholly and completely to her. and are here by her say-so and no one else's. If I, unlike some posters, had broken the rules, it would be gone. It isn't.


Impotent whining is impotent.

 

[Bn2f]

There is no My Thread on Lit. This is Laurel's site. Every thread on here belongs wholly and completely to her. and are here by her say-so and no one else's. If I, unlike some posters, had broken the rules, it would be gone. It isn't.


Impotent whining is impotent.

It is MY THREAD. I said so.
YOU go and have Laurel come tell me it isn't.

 

[HisArpy]

They are Nature's fine predators.

Cats are insane. It's like they have this mental mass killer switch in their heads which turns on unexpectedly at random times. I also suspect that if they could talk they'd tell us that God told them to do it.

Well they'd probably say that and that we'd better hurry and open that tub of cat munchies or we're going to be very sorry that we were born with opposible thumbs instead of killer klaws and teeth. So get to it or it's chop-chop, slice-slice.

 

[Bn2f]

I know, I know (imagine me now gently petting a cat).
I know it must upset you that I have declared this, taken over, invite people to talk about whatever they want to other than your toxic gun hoarding, but you are free to start another thread. See? In addition to taking over - I'm a problem solver, too!

 

[Bn2f]

Cats are insane. It's like they have this mental mass killer switch in their heads which turns on unexpectedly at random times. I also suspect that if they could talk they'd tell us that God told them to do it.

Well they'd probably say that and that we'd better hurry and open that tub of cat munchies or we're going to be very sorry that we were born with opposible thumbs instead of killer klaws and teeth. So get to it or it's chop-chop, slice-slice.

See? HisArpy is getting into the new spirit of things now.
Kinda nutty, but I approve of this kind of chatter here. HisArpy? You may continue. Regale us more with talks of cats and God.

 

[coati]

Oh, look! Here's RR.
Caoti? Please continue.
You seem to have a talent for bringing out the vermin.

The responses I got demonstrate how short their fuses are. Severe emotional problems and guns do not mix.

 

[Bn2f]

The responses I got demonstrate how short their fuses are. Severe emotional problems and guns do not mix.

Auh-Greed!

 

[Bn2f]

Or should I say - I CAT-agorically agree.

 

[HisArpy]

See? HisArpy is getting into the new spirit of things now.
Kinda nutty, but I approve of this kind of chatter here. HisArpy? You may continue. Regale us more with talks of cats and God.

Well, if you insist...

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[Bn2f]

Haha.
I like how you recognize me as the leader here and easily follow my commands, but you get a "F" in comprehension.

 

[HisArpy]

Haha.
I like how you recognize me as the leader here and easily follow my commands, but you get a "F" in comprehension.

If I didn't "comprehend" what you "commanded" me to do, then how could I "easily" have done it?

It's like you absolutely cannot see that your mind is confused and irrational.

 

[Bn2f]

You continued the cat talk, which I approve. You failed in reading and comprehending my post saying that toxic gun hoarding, and that includes memes demoralizing the feline species, was not acceptable.
Be thankful I am here cleaning up, remodeling the stink of wat from this thread and too bored to ask you on other threads how you square calling for the orange one to have presumptive innocence but the sitting president does not.

 

[TrailerHitch]

Whoa, whoa, whoa...
Keep your punk ass bitching down. I'm over here trying to catch a cat nap.

Captan Irrelevance rides again. And again no one cares.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Cats are insane. It's like they have this mental mass killer switch in their heads which turns on unexpectedly at random times. I also suspect that if they could talk they'd tell us that God told them to do it.

Well they'd probably say that and that we'd better hurry and open that tub of cat munchies or we're going to be very sorry that we were born with opposible thumbs instead of killer klaws and teeth. So get to it or it's chop-chop, slice-slice.

I try to make it a point never to question what it is that they seem to want. I generally like keeping my blood supply inside the epidermis.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

 

[coati]

Let me draw you a picture, you st000pid cunt. Wat gets to have guns. It's the law. He gets guns, and then he gets ammo, and then repeat. You hate it. You can do little about it, and all that you do is whine. And bitch. And moan. And make up lies, like your pal does. You are exactly the kind who needs his thinking improved by the manner mentioned previously.

If you're so worried about setting things right, then get the rule breaking post reported and deleted.

I know, you won't, because it's rules for me but not for thee.

Pathetic fucking cunt!!!

^^^Good example of a triggered gun-nut.

Note the implied threat.

Guns and emotional problems are not a good mix.

 

[Bn2f]

Captan Irrelevance rides again. And again no one cares.

I said that I was the leader and head of this thread. I had yet to designate an official title, but if you wanna call me captain? Have at it! I approve.

 

[TrailerHitch]

I said it was the leader of this thread. I had yet to designate a title, but if you wanna call me captain? Have at it! I approve.

So desperate, so needy...So pathetically sad.

 

[Bn2f]

So desperate, so needy...So pathetically sad.

Lol!
I’m on a sex site writing poetry and debating in the political section. That’s almost the exact opposite of desperate and needy. What are YOU doing on this sex site???

 

[TrailerHitch]

Lol!
I’m on a sex site writing poetry and debating in the political section. That’s almost the exact opposite of desperate and needy. What are YOU doing on this sex site???

Mostly laughing at your desperation for attention.

 

[Bn2f]

Mostly laughing at your desperation for attention.

I post. You reply. I make jokes. You're the butt of jokes.
You could've easily said that you wanted, deserved to be the new OP of this thread, but you chose to prostate yourself to these gun nuts. That's fine. I want you to meet that special someone to provide for you whatever you desire. I, on the other hand, don't care to be on the receiving end from them on anything, but rather bend them over and give.
We all make life decisions.

 

[LLCox]

I learned something new today

Captain Ron had his shit together.

 

[coati]

Lol!
I’m on a sex site writing poetry and debating in the political section. That’s almost the exact opposite of desperate and needy. What are YOU doing on this sex site???

He came to the sex site to look for sex in the personal ads, but then quickly learned that being a Deplorable is not a turn-on for anyone. So, he retreated to the ammosexuality thread.