Wand3rlust
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Siren songs and helicockters
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RuneBlade
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ZfrkS62
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No, I have not, and I'm staying to think I'm missing a lot of good things by not being in this site 24/7Have you seen my tits? I think there’s enough of me to go around
*Opens wide*
hotwords229_A
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Probably not. He seems more like 7 3/4”!I don't think that is accurate.
Photog1rl
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Sometimes it really can be less than an inch that makes all the differenceProbably not. He seems more like 7 3/4”!
__Nathan1968
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I spent several hours wandering the Residenz museum in Munich today, and based on the abundant sampling of statuary and paintings I think I can safely say that the helicockter did not originate in the Bavarian region.
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Merry Christmas here on the East coast
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Merry Christmas from Germany.
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morelikeasong
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Merry Christmas everyone!!
I just accidentally took a 2.5 hour nap. How much wine will I need to drink to fall asleep at a respectable hour tonight?
__Nathan1968
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View attachment 2300110Is it me or do you think Jesus might be able to pull off a helicockter if he trimmed that bush a bit? See you in hell.
__Nathan1968
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I’ll buy whatever wine you need. I’m out of alcohol here, unfortunately.Merry Christmas everyone!!
I just accidentally took a 2.5 hour nap. How much wine will I need to drink to fall asleep at a respectable hour tonight?
morelikeasong
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LMAO I bet he could
You’re the best
It’s pretty late, isn’t it? I’m surprised you’re still hanging in there!
morelikeasong
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It has been brought to my attention that I’m about to hit 1000 posts!!
Wow, what a crazy couple of months.
I’ve gotten a request for a certain video that I think I’ll post for my 1000th, if I don’t chicken out.
Stay tuned…
Also… @deefalttwunnyfor where did you gooooo? Come back with the
you promised!
Wow, what a crazy couple of months.
I’ve gotten a request for a certain video that I think I’ll post for my 1000th, if I don’t chicken out.
Stay tuned…
Also… @deefalttwunnyfor where did you gooooo? Come back with the
you promised!
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Oooh so that being bush make makes more sense .... I was going to ask how his super veiny giant Jesus dick got bent so far to the side. And congratulate him on maintaining a hardon during such a difficult time.
SubscribedIt has been brought to my attention that I’m about to hit 1000 posts!!
Wow, what a crazy couple of months.
I’ve gotten a request for a certain video that I think I’ll post for my 1000th, if I don’t chicken out.
Stay tuned…
Also… @deefalttwunnyfor where did you gooooo? Come back with the
morelikeasong
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jason28053
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So let’s boost your post count!
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2 to go
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You can do it. Put your back into it.
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Maybe she's asleep...
*sets a bogey alarm
*sets a bogey alarm
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I pretty sure she is
