The longest measure of time

[StillStunned]

Watching the counter for my story slowly, ever so slowly, creep up towards 100k views. It's taken half an hour to get from 99,992 to 99,995.

 

[StillStunned]

99,996

 

[StillStunned]

You can refresh the page five times. Just saying.

But that's no fun!

 

[StillStunned]

99,997

 

[BarracudaSwordfish]

Congrats. It has only happened to me once and I was asleep. I'll probably be comatose when it happens again.

 

[Rob_Royale]

100k in five months? That's very impressive. My closest is 76k. Congratulations.

 

[samhasstories]

My highest view count is 81k, and that story's four years old. Your counter is flying.

 

[StillStunned]

100k in five months? That's very impressive. My closest is 76k. Congratulations.

Let's not get ahead of ourselves. We're not there yet.
But for the record, the story was published on 30 October. *smugness*

Oh, and 99,999!

 

[StillStunned]

If anyone wants to do the honours: Too Cold Not to Fuck
This last view is taking an age.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

My highest view count is 81k, and that story's four years old. Your counter is flying.

My fastest is at 77.5K in four months. My two highest are around 150, but have been our since March and May of last year, 2022.
@StillStunned is just a stud...

 

[StillStunned]

Ding ding ding!

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Ding ding ding!

What, no dancing girls, no confetti?????

 

[StillStunned]

Yes, that's how cool I am.



This would be a lot more plausible if I hadn't openly admitted to spending an hour glued to the counter.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Ding ding ding!

Congratulations. Have some presents.

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[StillStunned]

Yeah, if she could leave the presents and leave, that would be great. My wife might be on the other side of the planet, but she'd still a redhead.

 

[ElectricBlue]

Congratulations. Have some presents.

Emily, are your tits slowly getting bigger?

I thought your prompt was, "girl with small breasts." This is why AI is useless, adding in everyone else's expectations, not your own!

 

[StillStunned]

Emily, are your tits slowly getting bigger?

I thought your prompt was, "girl with small breasts." This is why AI is useless, adding in everyone else's expectations, not your own!

Soaring inflation nowadays...

 

[EmilyMiller]

Emily, are your tits slowly getting bigger?

I thought your prompt was, "girl with small breasts." This is why AI is useless, adding in everyone else's expectations, not your own!

Prompts for that included: flat-chested, petite, skinny

The AI just likes watermelons.

Em

 

[ElectricBlue]

Prompts for that included: flat-chested, petite, skinny

The AI just likes watermelons.

Em

That's what I thought. I didn't mind your original prompt.

I don't get this thing for big tits. Well, sometimes I do, but generally my women are smaller breasted. I think I have a "type".

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Prompts for that included: flat-chested, petite, skinny

The AI just likes watermelons.

Em

A lot of times the AI seems to think that means 12.

 

[StillStunned]

I don't get this thing for big tits.

AI probably has mummy issues.

 

[SimonDoom]

Yes, that's how cool I am.



This would be a lot more plausible if I hadn't openly admitted to spending an hour glued to the counter.

You're honest. That's more important than being cool.

Congrats.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

You're honest. That's more important than being cool.

Congrats.

Modest, too...

 

[EmilyMiller]

A lot of times the AI seems to think that means 12.

In my experience it flips from 40DDD to prepubescent.

Em

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

AI probably has mummy issues.

Mummy issues???

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