Siren songs and helicockters

[RuneBlade]

Just doesn't get out much.

Oh oops-i forgot my emoji.

It's not getting out... it's getting in that's the problem!

 

[Photog1rl]

It's not getting out... it's getting in that's the problem!

But not for you apparently?
So, I guess you have either magic fingers or a magic tongue but your blade just gets no action.
It's so sad

 

[servant_heart]

He never goes anywhere without his towel.

 

[jason28053]

He never goes anywhere without his towel.

I thought it was his blanket like Linus from Peanuts

 

[Bry1313]

I thought it was his blanket like Linus from Peanuts

A blanket feels excessive for the job at hand

 

[RuneBlade]

But not for you apparently?
So, I guess you have either magic fingers or a magic tongue but your blade just gets no action.
It's so sad

All of the above.

Plus the beard.

And I give good lap for good girls to sit on.

Alllllmost a total package.

 

[RuneBlade]

A blanket feels excessive for the job at hand

You would THINK so but...

 

[servant_heart]

All of the above.

Plus the beard.

And I give good lap for good girls to sit on.

Alllllmost a total package.

What are you missing to complete the package, sir?

 

[RuneBlade]

What are you missing to complete the package, sir?

The blade that gets action!

Helicockter rotation.

 

[morelikeasong]

The blade that gets action!

Helicockter rotation.

There’s other tricks you know… There’s the diving board, the cock pop, and a new one called the clapper I’m sure your blade could turn a trick or two

 

[Photog1rl]

The blade that gets action!

Helicockter rotation.

There are so many things I'd rather see.

 

[jason28053]

There’s other tricks you know… There’s the diving board, the cock pop, and a new one called the clapper I’m sure your blade could turn a trick or two

Clap on
Clap off

 

[Photog1rl]

There’s other tricks you know… There’s the diving board, the cock pop, and a new one called the clapper I’m sure your blade could turn a trick or two

Trick dicks are a novelty but I like my enjoyment in more fulfilling ways

For full transparency though...i did click on @jason28053 emoji

 

[GallantWriter]

There’s other tricks you know… There’s the diving board, the cock pop, and a new one called the clapper I’m sure your blade could turn a trick or two

That is a lot of tricks, I'm sure they are all doable. Right?

 

[RuneBlade]

There are so many things I'd rather see.

Such assss?

 

[servant_heart]

Trick dicks are a novelty but I like my enjoyment in more fulfilling ways

For full transparency though...i did click on @jason28053 emoji

same.

I need to know what the clapper is also

 

[GallantWriter]

same.

I need to know what the clapper is also

The Clapper sounds the least feasible for some random, at least to me.

 

[jason28053]

@Daisy_Love and @Wand3rlust good morning ladies.

 

[morelikeasong]

same.

I need to know what the clapper is also

The clapper was first introduced by @Friendlyneighboorhoodperv and involved some left to right movement resulting in a clapping sound on the thighs. Maybe he’ll come back at some point for an encore

 

[RuneBlade]

Clap on...
Clap off...

 

[Daisy_Love]

@Daisy_Love and @Wand3rlust good morning ladies.

Good morning, Jason

 

[RuneBlade]

@Daisy_Love and @Wand3rlust good morning ladies.

They were clickin too!

 

[servant_heart]

The clapper was first introduced by @Friendlyneighboorhoodperv and involved some left to right movement resulting in a clapping sound on the thighs. Maybe he’ll come back at some point for an encore

ahhhh this I have seen!

 

[Wand3rlust]

@Daisy_Love and @Wand3rlust good morning ladies.

Alright Jason

 

[Daisy_Love]

Alright Jason

No no no wander!!
I told you before.
It’s Orite Jason