Variations on a theme

[MindYaBitness]

Last year this time of the year things were tough. No this was not my Halloween costume, and yes I do have an extra pair of cuffs
Edit: the snowflakes were meant to work

https://imgur.com/a/dWqL96B

Did you Get Yourself a Bitch?
https://clip.cafe/sparks-pp-2012/what-up-shawshank/

 

[LIDiver]

Snowflakes...
(and a wooly scarf from the other day too!)

What scarf?

 

[AuntieDisco]

Kinda hot actually. What were you in for?

For cutting off my ex-boss’s dick for being cocky.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Did you Get Yourself a Bitch?
https://clip.cafe/sparks-pp-2012/what-up-shawshank/

Oh yeah..shower sex was so hot! Once we even had a big orgy fest.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Note to self: do NOT get too cocky around AuntieDisco

 

[curious_me]

Note to self: do NOT get too cocky around AuntieDisco

Pass that note around. Spread the word.

 

[onanismaddict]

It’s a bit tit nipply out today
(My aunt would be so proud of how I used these pure decorations as pasties )

Jeeee-zuss!
(I think that exclamation of amazement is "Christmas themed". It is his birthday, after all.)
Amazing photo! Fantastic! And very celebratory and festive (lol)...

 

[AuntieDisco]

Note to self: do NOT get too cocky around AuntieDisco

Pass that note around. Spread the word.

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[deefalttwunnyfor]

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https://www.icegif.com/wp-content/uploads/pirates-of-the-caribbean-running-away.gif

 

[Saltfountain]

Moving on...

 

[Saltfountain]

https://iili.io/JuuD6nn.jpg

The lights and decorations
Have finally been hung
It's such a sight, but fuck, those lights
Shine brighter than the sun

The house shines like a beacon
Upon the street beneath
But on the door is something more
A festive Christmas wreath

 

[Lindi37]

A Christmas gift I received today

 

[Saltfountain]

A Christmas gift I received today

Welcome back!

 

[vibes]

A Christmas gift I received today

The Christmas gift is ours

 

[LIDiver]

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A Christmas gift I received today

Great to see you, Kiwi!

 

[AuntieDisco]

Here’s my wreath

 

[vibes]

Here’s my wreath

That's a cheeky tongue

 

[LIDiver]

Here’s my wreath

That’s a tonguing cheek

 

[AuntieDisco]

That's a cheeky tongue

That’s a tonguing cheek

I have no idea what you boys are talking about

 

[vibes]

I have no idea what you boys are talking about

Me neither in fact ... there is something in your wreath that confuses me

 

[AuntieDisco]

Me neither in fact ... there is something in your wreath that confuses me

What?

 

[vibes]

What?

A nice slit between two convexities

 

[Cybmorg]

Here’s my wreath

Berry nice, thanks for leafing it here for us to enjoy

 

[LIDiver]

Berry nice, thanks for leafing it here for us to enjoy

I think I just relinquished my dad-jokes title.

 

[Cybmorg]

I think I just relinquished my dad-jokes title.

No way! That was a one off, I promise… I won’t take it any father (jokes).