Emily’s NEW positivity and being nice to each other thread

[Mastered_again]

And hubby's fruitcake just came out of the oven. The fruit and nuthin but the fruit. None of that vulcanized red, yellow and green rejects fron the eraser factory.
Oh, and 1 cup of rum in each loaf.
Now, he's basting away with brandy. Probably half a cup in each loaf, highly unscientific guess.
*hic*
Happy monster

 

[lavendersilk]

And hubby's fruitcake just came out of the oven. The fruit and nuthin but the fruit. None of that vulcanized red, yellow and green rejects fron the eraser factory.
Oh, and 1 cup of rum in each loaf.
Now, he's basting away with brandy. Probably half a cup in each loaf, highly unscientific guess.
*hic*
Happy monster

No nuts?

 

[Mastered_again]

No nuts?

Sorry, yes. Toasted pecans.

 

[StillStunned]

Christmas cake. The closest edible equivalent to dwarf bread.

 

[Mastered_again]

Christmas cake. The closest edible equivalent to dwarf bread.

Highly nutritious, yes. Low calorie, absolutely not.

 

[MrPixel]

None of that vulcanized red, yellow and green rejects fron the eraser factory.

No fun! The party colors make the fruitcake inedible!

 

[lavendersilk]

No fun! The party colors make the fruitcake inedible!

And glow in the dark

 

[Zootonius]

And glow in the dark

The fruitcake or the eater of the fruitcake?

 

[Fatdog25]

The fruitcake or the eater of the fruitcake?

Yes.

 

[Zootonius]

We need some humor,

What do you call a snowman with a 6-pack?

The Abdominal Snowman.

 

[lavendersilk]

What do Santa’s elves learn in Kindergarten?


The elf-abet.

 

[Zootonius]

What do Santa’s elves learn in Kindergarten?


[SPOILER]The elf-abet.[/SPOILER]

Lmao, I guess I can’t do the spoiler thingy anymore.

FYI, use ISPOILER as in
The elf-abet.

 

[lavendersilk]

FYI, use ISPOILER as in
The elf-abet.

I figured it out.

 

[Bamagan]

Late on decorating the tree this year, apologies!
https://www.mrskin.com/mrskin_data/blog_resources/000/000/022/848/ezgif-com-video-to-gif_-_2019-12-18t155857-187-911cba10_web.gif?1626374981

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Late on decorating the tree this year, apologies!
https://www.mrskin.com/mrskin_data/blog_resources/000/000/022/848/ezgif-com-video-to-gif_-_2019-12-18t155857-187-911cba10_web.gif?1626374981

Well, jingle bell rock to you, too…

 

[Rustyoznail]

Christmas is just around the corner, and the sun's out. Time to go for a dive with your top down. (of the car...)

 

[Bamagan]

I'm reluctant to make light of serious news, but I just overheard my neighbor's kid telling her dad about a current events article she read for school, about "hotties" attacking ships in the Red Sea. I immediately pictured camgirls parachuting onto cargo vessels with risque dance moves and armed with make-up tutorials.

 

[MrPixel]

Out of the mouths of babes. That is worth a chuckle, but hopefully immediately followed by, "Honey, you see...".

 

[TheRedChamber]

Late on decorating the tree this year, apologies!

It says a lot about how technology has advanced this year that my first reaction to this gif was to think 'hey neato, they've made that classic Playboy centerfold move. AI sure is cool. I wonder how they did that.'

And then a moment later, I realize they just needed to find a girl who looks like Betty Page.

View attachment 2298313

 

[StillStunned]

Is it me, or is this place a lot less chaotic without @onehitwanda?

 

[ElectricBlue]

Is it me, or is this place a lot less chaotic without @onehitwanda?

Easier to read without squinting, anyway.

Who gave her permission to go on leave?

 

[lavendersilk]

It isn't the same.


I miss her.

 

[EmilyMiller]

I’ll just leave this here…

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GBzGbAsWAAA8VZr?format=jpg&name=large



Em

(It’s not me - obviously)

 

[StillStunned]

I’ll just leave this here…

In my day, Santa was a fat bloke with a beard.

 

[EmilyMiller]

In my day, Santa was a fat bloke with a beard.

Times change