Cock Talk

[onanismaddict]

Yes, I'm a twice a day kind of lady, three if I can get it! When I'm ovulating, I swear to God everyone is attractive! It's a problem

I hear you! I have to be very careful particularly online, when my body is screaming to try procreate!

I feel like you ladies might enjoy my favorite comic on the topic. If you don't follow Awkward Yeti, for context, his brain is sensible and often tells stories his child like heart
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Luv this comic so much. And this one you posted is sheer brilliance! Genius...

 

[Esslemont]

Cock Tack 101.

Don’t talk with your mouth full.

However, please know that gagging is entirely acceptable.
A little bit of spit and watery eyes wouldn’t hurt either.

 

[hotwords229_A]

How do you get to Carnegie’s Balls? Practice.

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Before giving oral their first time I bet most people practice. Maybe instead of taking a bite of that banana, you slipped the tip between your lips and rubbed the undercarriage with your tongue? Or looked at that deli sandwich, noticed that piece of turkey between the Kaiser roll was folded just right and licked the mustard out.

*Disclaimer: All answers are when your were 18 yrs old or older.

How did you practice the first time before giving oral?
Did your practice help prepare you in any way, or was it a total surprise?
If you were to give advice on how to practice, what would that advice be?
Did you receive any advice before your first time that was helpful or was it the worst?

 

[Wand3rlust]

*Disclaimer: All answers are when your were 18 yrs old or older.

How did you practice the first time before giving oral?

I didn't.

Did your practice help prepare you in any way, or was it a total surprise?

the first time was a complete surprise. I had no clue what I was doing. I'd heard about it. But never done it/thought about it.
I was with a guy who was a friend - he was a couple of years older. It just sort of happened - in the way that we were hanging out his house in a massive group, we all left to go home and I drove back about half an hour later sort of way that these things happen.
He's was, to this day, probably one of the girthiest cocks I've ever encountered. And while not massive long, long enough.
He helped me, guided me. He didn't take laugh at me, and just.. told me how HE liked it. I was forever grateful for that. And he was appreciative.

If you were to give advice on how to practice, what would that advice be?

I don't really have any.

Did you receive any advice before your first time that was helpful or was it the worst?

No. See above.

 

[MindYaBitness]

How do you get to Carnegie’s Balls? Practice.

https://media.istockphoto.com/photos/young-woman-biting-banana-isolated-on-white-picture-id466676955?k=6&m=466676955&s=612x612&w=0&h=W0T227ZLmcBntAzYGzyzDWF_K-Mexfz-87V631R9en0=

Before giving oral their first time I bet most people practice. Maybe instead of taking a bite of that banana, you slipped the tip between your lips and rubbed the undercarriage with your tongue? Or looked at that deli sandwich, noticed that piece of turkey between the Kaiser roll was folded just right and licked the mustard out.

*Disclaimer: All answers are when your were 18 yrs old or older.

How did you practice the first time before giving oral?
Did your practice help prepare you in any way, or was it a total surprise?
If you were to give advice on how to practice, what would that advice be?
Did you receive any advice before your first time that was helpful or was it the worst?

How did you practice the first time before giving oral?
I didn't. I didn't plan it, so no practice occured. Plus, It's pretty self explanatory.

Did your practice help prepare you in any way, or was it a total surprise?
See answer #1. There were no complaints, and he still seems happy with my performance

If you were to give advice on how to practice, what would that advice be?
Find out what your partner is into, don't just assume that something you saw in porn is how it's done (Kevin Hart has an excellent bit on bringing porn stuff into the bedroom, it's worth the watch )

Did you receive any advice before your first time that was helpful or was it the worst?
I have 2 bio brothers and a ton of foster brothers. Boys talk, a lot. The advice I took from that was to not do it, ever, lest every guy within 50 miles would: a. Know you'd done it, and b. Blow up your phone hoping to be next.

So that's how I ended up being somewhat of a pillow princess, and my fiance at the time, whom I'm still married to, being the only guy I've ever given oral to. (Before you guys gets your boxers in a bunch, I let any boyfriend/hookup know from square one that a handy was all he was getting from me. So, while I was on the receiving end quite a bit, the guy went into it knowing the terms)

 

[Apisto42]

How did you practice the first time before giving oral?
I didn't. I didn't plan it, so no practice occured. Plus, It's pretty self explanatory.

Did your practice help prepare you in any way, or was it a total surprise?
See answer #1. There were no complaints, and he still seems happy with my performance

If you were to give advice on how to practice, what would that advice be?
Find out what your partner is into, don't just assume that something you saw in porn is how it's done (Kevin Hart has an excellent bit on bringing porn stuff into the bedroom, it's worth the watch )

Did you receive any advice before your first time that was helpful or was it the worst?
I have 2 bio brothers and a ton of foster brothers. Boys talk, a lot. The advice I took from that was to not do it, ever, lest every guy within 50 miles would: a. Know you'd done it, and b. Blow up your phone hoping to be next.

So that's how I ended up being somewhat of a pillow princess, and my fiance at the time, whom I'm still married to, being the only guy I've ever given oral to. (Before you guys gets your boxers in a bunch, I let any boyfriend/hookup know from square one that a handy was all he was getting from me. So, while I was on the receiving end quite a bit, the guy went into it knowing the terms)

Oddly enough, I’m the only guy my wife has sucked. It’s nice.

 

[MedicalMuse]

How do you get to Carnegie’s Balls? Practice.

https://media.istockphoto.com/photos/young-woman-biting-banana-isolated-on-white-picture-id466676955?k=6&m=466676955&s=612x612&w=0&h=W0T227ZLmcBntAzYGzyzDWF_K-Mexfz-87V631R9en0=

Before giving oral their first time I bet most people practice. Maybe instead of taking a bite of that banana, you slipped the tip between your lips and rubbed the undercarriage with your tongue? Or looked at that deli sandwich, noticed that piece of turkey between the Kaiser roll was folded just right and licked the mustard out.

*Disclaimer: All answers are when your were 18 yrs old or older.

How did you practice the first time before giving oral?

Oddly, I didn’t. Or I didn’t consciously. I did however, when I was offered the opportunity to learn on an actual penis, enjoy the tutoring session immensely.

Did your practice help prepare you in any way, or was it a total surprise?

See above.

If you were to give advice on how to practice, what would that advice be?

Go with the real deal and get live action feedback.

Did you receive any advice before your first time that was helpful or was it the worst?

No advice. I grew up Mormon. The girls I hung out with were not exactly open about sex…

 

[hotwords229_A]

He helped me, guided me. He didn't take laugh at me, and just.. told me how HE liked it. I was forever grateful for that. And he was appreciative.

I have 2 bio brothers and a ton of foster brothers. Boys talk, a lot. The advice I took from that was to not do it, ever, lest every guy within 50 miles would: a. Know you'd done it, and b. Blow up your phone hoping to be next.

I’m happy to actually hear good things about guys and their behavior getting sucked or offering good sucking advice (even if that advice was not to do it)!

Way to go, us!

 

[MindYaBitness]

I’m happy to actually hear good things about guys and their behavior getting sucked or offering good sucking advice (even if that advice was not to do it)!

Way to go, us!

Lol, there wasn't any advice not to do it, per se. It was that I had seen how lovey-dovey they were to these girls' faces, and then overheard all the details shared with all of the brothers/friends the moment the girl was gone. It was really evident that boys would say anything to make you feel secure enough to do it, then betray you & treat the encounter casually afterward. I didn't want to be the girl who was the subject of locker room talk, so I never made out with boys from my school (no camera phones or social media just yet, so I got away with a lot) & even then would not give oral.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Caught “up” in the moment

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So thinking about @Lmizzler ’s question about visual vs. visceral, it got me wondering, can a hardon be contagious? People pick up on the energy in a room. Sometimes being around an angry person can make you angry, a silly person makes you silly, but can an erect guy make you erect too?

Regardless of your sexual proclivities:

If a flaccid penis is around a bunch of erect penises will it become erect too?

I'm willing to sit in a room and see what happens. For Science and all.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Ladies …. What kind of cock is your favourite?


Curved?
Straight?
Cut?
Uncut?

Curved and happy to see me.

 

[SassySheDevil]

How do you get to Carnegie’s Balls? Practice.



Before giving oral their first time I bet most people practice. Maybe instead of taking a bite of that banana, you slipped the tip between your lips and rubbed the undercarriage with your tongue? Or looked at that deli sandwich, noticed that piece of turkey between the Kaiser roll was folded just right and licked the mustard out.

*Disclaimer: All answers are when your were 18 yrs old or older.

How did you practice the first time before giving oral?

Probably something stupid like the picture above. Cucumber. I'm sure I looked ridiculous. Nothing really prepares you.

Did your practice help prepare you in any way, or was it a total surprise?

Not even a little.

If you were to give advice on how to practice, what would that advice be?

I'm not sure I'd have much advice other than communication. Listen. Enjoy yourself.

Did you receive any advice before your first time that was helpful or was it the worst?

Not that I recall.

 

[Bry1313]

I'm willing to sit in a room and see what happens. For Science and all.

Your willingness to sacrifice is something we can all admire and respect

 

[SassySheDevil]

Your willingness to sacrifice is something we can all admire and respect

I know. It's crazy how much sacrifice it would take to sit in a room of penises and study!!!

 

[hotwords229_A]

I'm not sure I'd have much advice other than communication. Listen. Enjoy yourself.

I think Enjoy Yourself is the best advice. I wonder if too many women go into it feeling pressure to perform like a porn star, or “do it right”. Rather than taking the reins and enjoying the cock for what it is.

I guess it depends on if you approach a blowjob as being subservient or taking charge, maybe?

 

[SassySheDevil]

I think Enjoy Yourself is the best advice. I wonder if too many women go into it feeling pressure to perform like a porn star, or “do it right”. Rather than taking the reins and enjoying the cock for what it is.

I guess it depends on if you approach a blowjob as being subservient or taking charge, maybe?

Oh, I sure did. You know going into it that that guy has been with other women or watched a lot of porn and you somehow feel like you need to stand out, be different, excel. I was always nervous for a long time. Plus, just like women. All guys are different. So, you have to learn them and their likes. What if I'm not that kind of blow jobber?
Some guys like a little more aggression. Some don't at all. Some like nibbling or teeth. Some don't. This is where the communication comes in, but even that can take a while. The first time I'm with a guy, I am more likely not going to ask if he wants me to bite his head
I realize I also have my own style. I'm not usually an aggressive person. If I'm with a guy who likes aggression. That is new for me. How to I find the line of aggression that he likes vs too much?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Oh, I sure did. You know going into it that that guy has been with other women or watched a lot of porn and you somehow feel like you need to stand out, be different, excel. I was always nervous for a long time. Plus, just like women. All guys are different. So, you have to learn them and their likes. What if I'm not that kind of blow jobber?
Some guys like a little more aggression. Some don't at all. Some like nibbling or teeth. Some don't. This is where the communication comes in, but even that can take a while. The first time I'm with a guy, I am more likely not going to ask if he wants me to bite his head
I realize I also have my own style. I'm not usually an aggressive person. If I'm with a guy who likes aggression. That is new for me. How to I find the line of aggression that he likes vs too much?

Yes, to all of this. That’s why I think, the first time, giving oral is simply an exploration to see what reactions you get, what you’re willing to do, etc.

We put way too much pressure on ourselves to perform and forget to enjoy the experience. Oral should be filled with laughter, twitching, moaning and appreciation on both sides—in an ideal world.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Yes, to all of this. That’s why I think, the first time, giving oral is simply an exploration to see what reactions you get, what you’re willing to do, etc.

We put way too much pressure on ourselves to perform and forget to enjoy the experience. Oral should be filled with laughter, twitching, moaning and appreciation on both sides—in an ideal world.

That's definitely true of sex in general too. It's like your first day on the job kind of. Lol It's all about introduction and exploration. Just relax, get to know the lay of the land, have fun.

 

[Wand3rlust]

yes to fun. ALL about the fun.

 

[hotwords229_A]

That's definitely true of sex in general too. It's like your first day on the job kind of. Lol It's all about introduction and exploration. Just relax, get to know the lay of the land, have fun.

That’s an interesting analogy. Having been stuck with training new people in previous jobs I noticed the people who ended up sucking the most were the ones who seemed desperate to tell me their great experience in previous jobs, but the people who listened and asked for patience as they learned were (almost) always the best future employees.

I never thought about those personalities being good or bad at blowjobs, but from now on, I will!
Just don’t tell HR.

 

[Apisto42]

That’s an interesting analogy. Having been stuck with training new people in previous jobs I noticed the people who ended up sucking the most were the ones who seemed desperate to tell me their great experience in previous jobs, but the people who listened and asked for patience as they learned were (almost) always the best future employees.

I never thought about those personalities being good or bad at blowjobs, but from now on, I will!
Just don’t tell HR.

People are themselves whether it is learning the new copier or new cock. It’s actually a learned skill to be a good learner. And the most important part is the ability to listen and ask questions.

 

[Razzyricho]

People are themselves whether it is learning the new copier or new cock. It’s actually a learned skill to be a good learner. And the most important part is the ability to listen and ask questions.

Exactly, there is a difference between active listening and listening to respond.
When learning new skills, forget everything you think you know and go in with a newbie mindset.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

yes to fun. ALL about the fun.

Hey me too!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Schlong Valdez

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Any good doctor will tell you that the key to a nice stiff penis is a cup of coffee. If they don’t tell you that, you need a better doctor*
*not medical advice
Does caffeine affect sex for you in any way?
Are you a big coffee drinker?
How much coffee do you drink?
What kind of mug do you use?
What kind of coffee do you drink (regularly)?
Are you turned off by a particular type of coffee drinker? If so, why, who, how?
Morning sex, before or after coffee?

The following link is something I found somewhat interesting, simply because it kind of nailed my personality as pertains to my coffee drinking habits.

https://thecoffeeguru.net/what-your-coffee-says-about-you-unveiling-your-personality/


What does it say about you?

 

[Mr_bogey]

Schlong Valdez

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Any good doctor will tell you that the key to a nice stiff penis is a cup of coffee. If they don’t tell you that, you need a better doctor*
*not medical advice
Does caffeine affect sex for you in any way?

not that I'm aware of.

Are you a big coffee drinker?

 no

How much coffee do you drink?

a cup a day. Could be more if I'm drinking a coffee drink after dinner (Irish coffee, etc).
I went 30+ years w/o really drinking it but the combo of kids and work finally took its toll.

What kind of mug do you use?

my "Trophy Husband" mug

What kind of coffee do you drink (regularly)?

Kimbo coffee since discovering it a year ago. Prior to that, 8 o'clock or Peets

Are you turned off by a particular type of coffee drinker? If so, why, who, how?

I will judge you Starbucks fans. That burnt, overpriced coffee is not good. Dunkin Donuts and McDonald's are the vodkas of coffee (they lack flavor)

Morning sex, before or after coffee?

Before! Coffee breath is real!

The following link is something I found somewhat interesting, simply because it kind of nailed my personality as pertains to my coffee drinking habits.

https://thecoffeeguru.net/what-your-coffee-says-about-you-unveiling-your-personality/


What does it say about you?

Wtf? I'm not reading all that shit.