What's the ideal penis thread?

[Bamagan]

Keeping in mind that there will be international and regional preferences, which of these thread types bests describes the topography of your ideal penis? Whitworth and Knuckle look promising, but that Buttress thread makes me think it's a one-way-only kind of deal.
https://www.madearia.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/types-of-thread-1.png

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Keeping in mind that there will be international and regional preferences, which of these thread types bests describes the topography of your ideal penis? Whitworth and Knuckle look promising, but that Buttress thread makes me think it's a one-way-only kind of deal.
https://www.madearia.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/types-of-thread-1.png

I think my butt plug has American National.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Keeping in mind that there will be international and regional preferences, which of these thread types bests describes the topography of your ideal penis? Whitworth and Knuckle look promising, but that Buttress thread makes me think it's a one-way-only kind of deal.
https://www.madearia.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/types-of-thread-1.png

Butt-dress of course…

Em

 

[Djmac1031]

I find most women don't like penis threads because they just get stuck in their teeth.

 

[Bamagan]

Butt-dress of course…

Em

Ah, the butt-dress...
https://cdn5-images.motherlessmedia.com/images/6865C70.jpg

 

[Devinter]

Keeping in mind that there will be international and regional preferences, which of these thread types bests describes the topography of your ideal penis? Whitworth and Knuckle look promising, but that Buttress thread makes me think it's a one-way-only kind of deal.
https://www.madearia.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/types-of-thread-1.png

Acme thread, of course! Meep Meep!

https://i.ibb.co/5LjNBbR/Acme.webp

 

[Zootonius]

Threadus interruptus:
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[onehitwanda]

Threadus interruptus:
https://www.eugeneleeslover.com/PAGE_56_Figure_5B10_C.JPG

knotting is better.

 

[HordHolm]

Depends what you want the thread for, but I suppose if it's for comfort I'd suggest wrapping the penis in merino wool thread.

Of course, if you're getting freaky you might want to go for some nice black thonging instead of some thread.

 

[onehitwanda]

Depends what you want the thread for, but I suppose if it's for comfort I'd suggest wrapping the penis in merino wool thread.

Of course, if you're getting freaky you might want to go for some nice black thonging instead of some thread.

Nadadashery.

 

[StillStunned]

Anyone here remember The Five Penny Piece? "Cause it's a left-handed thread / That fastens my head / And I can't screw it on in the morning."

Takes a whole new meaning in this thread.

 

[MrPixel]

Takes a whole new meaning in this thread.

Especially when you think about “a spinner”.

 

[BobbyLaker]

Oooh... You can't beat a nice Whitworth screw

 

[BobbyLaker]

Oooh... You can't beat a nice Whitworth screw

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I know... I know... it's technically a bolt.

 

[MrPixel]

I know... I know... it's technically a bolt.

Which is exactly what the ladies do when they see it coming.

 

[IARainman]

Ah, the butt-dress...
https://cdn5-images.motherlessmedia.com/images/6865C70.jpg

Looks like a “flying butt dress”