Siren songs and helicockters

[jason28053]

I think this was my problem. I was at full mast.

Poked your eye did you?

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Poked your eye did you?

I've had less painful police batons across my face

 

[Lmizzler]

Yeah unless you want to snap that thing like a candy cane, I’d recommend letting it stay more in Twizzler form.

 

[jason28053]

Yeah unless you want to snap that thing like a candy cane, I’d recommend letting it stay more in Twizzler form

Mizzler the Twizzler

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Yeah unless you want to snap that thing like a candy cane, I’d recommend letting it stay more in Twizzler form.

I will never look at Twizzlers the same way again.

 

[jason28053]

I will never look at Twizzlers the same way again.

They’re not for looking, they’re for sucking

 

[Lmizzler]

Mizzler the Twizzler

This might become a new tagline

 

[AngelicaS1780]

They’re not for looking, they’re for sucking

I usually bite mine.

 

[jason28053]

I usually bite mine.

I’ll keep my twizzler to myself then

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Don't wow me, you two. I'm talking about the Twizzlers.
Who sucks on Twizzlers?

 

[jason28053]

Don't wow me, you two. I'm talking about the Twizzlers.
Who sucks on Twizzlers?

Apparently not you

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Apparently not you

Here's some nightmare fuel for you then...

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Just pleading ignorance on all these things! You guys will do great!!!

Ahem.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Anyone else want Twizzlers?

 

[VerbalRK]

You might need a second, or maybe third look to find them

Hehe

I looked. Very hard! (Pun intended of course!) no socks!

 

[morelikeasong]

Honestly though, wasn’t that painful when only partly erect. Let that fella stretch himself out as you spin him around.

All dicks need a good stretch every now and then. Keeps them in good shape for the workout.

Who sucks on Twizzlers?

I do sometimes I suck on it and then kind of very gently graze my teeth along it…

The twizzler of course

 

[morelikeasong]

I don't know what you mean, I'm completely innocent.

How are you feeling today babe? Hopefully better

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

How are you feeling today babe? Hopefully better

Significantly better, thank you!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Where did all the helicockters go?

 

[morelikeasong]

Where did all the helicockters go?

There have been a couple in my inbox

But I agree. We need MORE!

 

[Bry1313]

There have been a couple in my inbox

But I agree. We need MORE!

 

[morelikeasong]

Is anyone watching this show? The Fall of the House of Usher
It’s so good! I’m on episode 4 and totally hooked. Even though I have to cover my eyes sometimes

 

[jason28053]

Is anyone watching this show? The Fall of the House of Usher
It’s so good! I’m on episode 4 and totally hooked. Even though I have to cover my eyes sometimes
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I have it on my list

 

[jason28053]

Helicopter

 

[morelikeasong]

Helicopter

Nooo imgur let me seeee