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Satisfyer Wand-er Woman
Wand vibrator


This is not my favorite toy. It has its uses, primarily with a partner.

-reasonably loud, and louder depending on the angle you’re using it. Not discreet.
-the silicone rubs against my thighs (when they inevitably come together, if I’m using it alone) and it’s kind of abrasive.
-long charge time and not a super long use time
-works better with a partner who will either be holding legs apart or using during… additional activities. Also good for partner use because it doesn’t have to be placed as specifically [as a clit sucker] for the effects
-silicone, with a removable sheath over top the head which does make for easy cleaning.
-waterproof

I’ve never used any OTHER wands, so I’m not sure if I just don’t have the right one or if I only like them for parter play

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This is my Fleshlight Quickshot, which if you've seen my earlier post about Fleshlights looks nothing like the original.

Even though it is a stroker, it doesn't fully encase the cock like most sheaths (I'd attach a pic but for obvious reasons I won't).

Despite its size, which is its USP I guess, it does its job well. The ejaculatory experience is very different from a regular Fleshlight in that it's more like a handjob rather than an inseminating fuck.

Like a regular Fleshlight, it is noisy (as in squelchy, depending on the amount of lube used) so not recommend for a surreptitious jerk off.
 
My favorite newest toys are by LOVENSE.

Nora:
a rabbit style vibrator that is great!
I have had mine since March 2023, and have used it often. It keeps a long charge on standby, and is fun and powerful, especially if being controlled by another person😜

Ridge:
I love this toy because it's long, but not too wide. (1¾ widest bead)..
It stays in perfectly for me.
Fun when DP'd with Nora😉😊😜
 
Love this subject! Let's talk business.

This a very nice, very effective p-spot massager. The very first time I used it I had an unexpected hands free eruption. When all three settings are going this thing is downright dangerous. 😈❤️ The only downside is that it's hard to mess around with the settings once it's in.
https://www.edenfantasys.com/sex-to...92-e552-a909-f558-fb65311b1806&pnid=110999278

I have the Lovense Max and it's a nice massager. Having a partner control the settings is a lot of fun. Suction controls are nice. Main downside is that it's basically shaped like a Thermos. So it's hard to grip. Plus...ya know, it feels like you're fucking a Thermos. 🤣

Adam and Eve Masturbator lube is where it's at. Long lasting, feels great. Anyone try CBD infused lube? I want to try it.
 
Also, cockrings. Which I LOVE. 😈❤️

This is a longtime favorite. Plus fun bonus, it kinda makes it look like your dick is wearing Marge Simpson pearls. https://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/penis-rings/sp-pearl-beaded-prolong-ring-8905.aspx

I have what's called a "Stud Lasso" which is more of less one of these. Adjustable and feels good. Fun bonus: makes your dick look like it's wearing one of those bolo western wear ties.
https://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/penis-rings/sp-adjustable-silicone-penis-tie-98931.aspx
 
My favorite newest toys are by LOVENSE.

Nora:
a rabbit style vibrator that is great!
I have had mine since March 2023, and have used it often. It keeps a long charge on standby, and is fun and powerful, especially if being controlled by another person😜

Ridge:
I love this toy because it's long, but not too wide. (1¾ widest bead)..
It stays in perfectly for me.
Fun when DP'd with Nora😉😊😜
Absolutely love Nora! Mine died this past weekend!

I just ordered the Flexer from Lovense so we’ll see how that compares.
 
Hitachi wand. It’s great for maybe 10 minutes but then it starts to heat up. It can get pretty hot to hold.
 
I have yet to experience a clit sucker toy.
I have to imagine that they are extremely effective.
Yesss! Definitely worth a try. There’s a bunch on the market but I do recommend the satisfyer pro 2. Can’t speak to the others… yet 😈
as in squelchy, depending on the amount of lube used
I was going to comment that maybe there’s less cleanup since it’s open ended! But I forgot about lube. Still maybe easier to clean since you can rinse straight through?
I haven't even gotten my shipment yet lol. Hold your horses 😜
Mine has arrived in my state!! I’m hoping maybe tomorrow 🤞🏼
 
My favorite newest toys are by LOVENSE.

Nora:
a rabbit style vibrator that is great!
I have had mine since March 2023, and have used it often. It keeps a long charge on standby, and is fun and powerful, especially if being controlled by another person😜

Ridge:
I love this toy because it's long, but not too wide. (1¾ widest bead)..
It stays in perfectly for me.
Fun when DP'd with Nora😉😊😜
I love rabbit style so I’ve definitely been curious about the Nora. It’s on my list to try. And now headed to the website to look at the ridge…
 
downright dangerous. 😈❤️
This description alone would make me want to try it, if I could.
Anyone try CBD infused lube?
I have! I didn’t really notice anything different with it, to be honest. I don’t really use lube so I might not be the best to review it. I want THC infused lube. Is that a thing? Would that even work? Now I’m curious. Another thing to google 😂
Also, cockrings. Which I LOVE.
Speaking of google.. I could google this but real life answers are better.
What’s the purpose of a cock ring? The ones I’ve used (or had a partner use, I should say) had vibrating things on them for clit stim. What do the regular ones do? Make the cock harder? Last longer?

And I’m DYING at the descriptions of the rings.. marge Simpson pearls and bolo ties 😂😂
 
This description alone would make me want to try it, if I could.

I have! I didn’t really notice anything different with it, to be honest. I don’t really use lube so I might not be the best to review it. I want THC infused lube. Is that a thing? Would that even work? Now I’m curious. Another thing to google 😂

Speaking of google.. I could google this but real life answers are better.
What’s the purpose of a cock ring? The ones I’ve used (or had a partner use, I should say) had vibrating things on them for clit stim. What do the regular ones do? Make the cock harder? Last longer?

And I’m DYING at the descriptions of the rings.. marge Simpson pearls and bolo ties 😂😂
Hehe I'm glad you like. :p So cock rings basically slide onto the base and give a grip making it harder and last longer. It also makes orgasms feel even more amazing as it gives a little more build up and release. I like the feeling of my cock being completely turgid with the veins popping out. ;)

The bolo tie one (hehehe) :p is adjustable, which is fun. The pearl one tends to stretch out after awhile but that's just a matter of breaking it in. Or getting a new one if need be. Vibrating rings are okay. If my partner likes it I'll put one on. I'm down for whatever. :p
 
Hitachi wand. It’s great for maybe 10 minutes but then it starts to heat up. It can get pretty hot to hold.
The Hitachi is so intense I had to stop using it, nothing else could compare 😭🤣
Mine has arrived in my state!! I’m hoping maybe tomorrow 🤞🏼
Yay! Parcels are so much nicer than bills and yet you can't have one without the other 🥲 My order has never been more that an hour away since they packed it and it's still probably going to take until the end of the week. Woe was me 😂
 
The thread is very helpful, In terms of cock relief I’ve only used my hands. I’ve had electric sim in my arse etc, and a vibrator on my balls and both was great but I was looking at some kind of stroker.

However was wondering if there were electric ones, as I understand it the flashlight is manual? I like the idea of cumming inside but just have never used one, any recommendations?
 
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