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His wooden teeth left so many splinters in Mrs Washington, he never did dare put his penis back in there.
Why doesn’t Mrs Claus go with Santa on his Christmas ride?
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Why doesn’t Mrs Claus go with Santa on his Christmas ride?
bbcbarry9033
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Tio_Narratore
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El Niño, or "the Boy," is a character in Mexican folklore. He is said to go from house to house on Christmas Eve, taking care of all the girls on Santa's "Naughty" list.
What should one do under the mistletoe?
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What should one do under the mistletoe?
Its starting with a kiss, and then move down.
Where are my keys?
Its starting with a kiss, and then move down.
Where are my keys?
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Do you have a favourite pet?
> Penthouse Edition July 1978, She was so hot!
Penthouse
> Penthouse Edition July 1978, She was so hot!
Penthouse
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NEOhio1972
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Ok.......so Andreas and Nathan answered penthouse.....of course. No other question?
Restarting.....
Can I borrow that magazine of yours?
Restarting.....
Can I borrow that magazine of yours?
__Nathan1968
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You can, but some of the pages may be stuck together.
What’s with all the peanut butter?
NEOhio1972
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All the zuchinis have been utilized in the bedroom.....
Is that moisturizer on your chin?
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NEOhio1972
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Well.......the orgy started, so there was a mad rush for nakedness!!!
Is it cold out?
Is it cold out?
NEOhio1972
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Hopefully The new year brings a big old puxxy onto my face as she squats......oh wait....this isn't the face sitting thread? Shit!!
What are your plans for the afternoon?
MrPersonManGuy
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Whatever your mom is screaming in my bed at the moment
Do you prefer coffee or tea?
Do you prefer coffee or tea?
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NEOhio1972
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One word......NAKED!!!!! More naked!!! Ok that's two words......more naked with company. Now that's four!! And with cum. Up to seven? lets just stop counting....The Nitrous Oxide I get high on
What's your NY resolution?
What will be in your hand at midnight NYE?
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My own dick, obviously. Sad, I know.
Totally not innocnet question: Any Lit ladies want a NYE tribute?
DocTemplar
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No tribute needed; all the Lit ladies are busy in my bed.
Any new gardening ideas for the Spring?
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How about planting some succulents?
Why was Mary contrary about her garden?
Why was Mary contrary about her garden?
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She was fucking the pretty maids and that had them all in a row.
What's the best show on TV and why?
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