Emily’s NEW positivity and being nice to each other thread

[Smuttyandfun]

This is some new activity I have been unaware of. Does it have a name? It ought to have a name.

Em

I'm thinking he's a fluffer.

 

[EmilyMiller]

I'm thinking he's a fluffer.

I do often wonder when going cross-eyed became a signal of intense arousal. Is anime to blame?

Em

 

[onehitwanda]

This is some new activity I have been unaware of. Does it have a name? It ought to have a name.

Em

Can't be fingering. Or thumbing. Or scalping...

Um... Hairlatio? Kerfuffling? Um... Bestidigitation?!!?

All I know is that I want it more than most other things that I want a good scalp massage is like a continuous orgasm, complete with curling toes and fading vision...

I'm sorry, what was the question again?

 

[SimonDoom]

Can't be fingering. Or thumbing. Or scalping...

Um... Hairlatio? Kerfuffling? Um... Bestidigitation?!!?

Coiffurelingus??

Scalpa sutra?

 

[onehitwanda]

Coiffurelingus??

Scalpa sutra?

petit-mal cheveux

 

[Djmac1031]

honestly, I'd prefer this:

https://media.tenor.com/8j_wvsxIRxsAAAAd/nina-dobrev-hair-orgasm.gif

Jesus, all this guy did was scratch her head.

Meanwhile, I can't get that look from my GF even when I'm going down on her and my tongue is twisting like I'm trying to write the Chinese alphabet.

 

[onehitwanda]

Jesus, all this guy did was scratch her head.

Meanwhile, I can't get that look from my GF even when I'm going down on her and my tongue is twisting like I'm trying to write the Chinese alphabet.

Mm. Calligraphy is really pretty to look at, but a little bit of gentle nibbling with the lips and suction is a far, far more satisfying artwork.

Um... what was the question again?

 

[Smuttyandfun]

Jesus, all this guy did was scratch her head.

Meanwhile, I can't get that look from my GF even when I'm going down on her and my tongue is twisting like I'm trying to write the Chinese alphabet.

Obviously the guy has magical fingers to put that kind of look on her face. So...

 

[SimonDoom]

Can't be fingering. Or thumbing. Or scalping...

Um... Hairlatio? Kerfuffling? Um... Bestidigitation?!!?

All I know is that I want it more than most other things that I want a good scalp massage is like a continuous orgasm, complete with curling toes and fading vision...

I'm sorry, what was the question again?

The scalp massage is one of those things that seems to get completely different reactions, from "I want those fingers to burn their way into my skull" to "Owww. What the hell are you doing?"

 

[EmilyMiller]

All I know is that I want it more than most other things that I want a good scalp massage is like a continuous orgasm, complete with curling toes and fading vision...

The only time I get those is when I have my hair done. It’s kinda nice. Relaxing. But orgasmic?

I guess we are all different.

Em

 

[EmilyMiller]

I do often wonder when going cross-eyed became a signal of intense arousal. Is anime to blame?

Em

I guess I could blame Belle Delphine as well…



This is so not sexy. It gives me a headache.

Em

 

[Djmac1031]

I guess I could blame Belle Delphine as well…

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This is so not sexy. It gives me a headache.

Em

I suppose it's cute.

If you enjoy fucking cartoons.

 

[alohadave]

This is some new activity I have been unaware of. Does it have a name? It ought to have a name.

Em

My wife calls it washing her hair.

 

[alohadave]

Jesus, all this guy did was scratch her head.

Try it. There is something about someone else scratching deep in your scalp. Talk about skingasms.

 

[MrPixel]

honestly, I'd prefer this:

https://media.tenor.com/8j_wvsxIRxsAAAAd/nina-dobrev-hair-orgasm.gif

My dog reacts that way when I massage his ears.

 

[Djmac1031]

My dog reacts that way when I massage his ears.

So does my cat

 

[EmilyMiller]

Try it. There is something about someone else scratching deep in your scalp. Talk about skingasms.

I’m generally pretty sensitive to stimulation, but I can’t say that this is on my list of things that get me off.

I’m happy to volunteer for an experiment when I get back from work. Will publish my findings here.

Em

 

[alohadave]

I’m generally pretty sensitive to stimulation, but I can’t say that this is on my list of things that get me off.

I’m happy to volunteer for an experiment when I get back from work. Will publish my findings here.

Em

I could see if you have skin sensitivity, it might be too much.

Of course, it can depend on the person doing it. There are people I don't want touching me like that, and some I'd beg for that kind of contact.

 

[EmilyMiller]

I could see if you have skin sensitivity, it might be too much.

Of course, it can depend on the person doing it. There are people I don't want touching me like that, and some I'd beg for that kind of contact.

I think I’ll probably be OK with my lab rat bf.

Em

 

[Kumquatqueen]

They used to sell head massagers - a dozen rubber-ended bendy wires in a handle - called the Orgasmatron. A staple of 90s parties.

Not nearly as good as getting someone else to do it, though. I'm a total sucker for head scritches - one time I moaned when someone stopped and it was pointed out they'd been at it for two hours. It was actually worth giving birth for getting the 8 hours of head massage in a hot tub...

 

[onehitwanda]

They used to sell head massagers - a dozen rubber-ended bendy wires in a handle - called the Orgasmatron. A staple of 90s parties.

Not nearly as good as getting someone else to do it, though. I'm a total sucker for head scritches - one time I moaned when someone stopped and it was pointed out they'd been at it for two hours. It was actually worth giving birth for getting the 8 hours of head massage in a hot tub...

A properly-wielded Orgasmatron turns me to silly putty. A friend discovered this. She was... merciless. I was vaguely living goo. Everyone else was amused or bemused, depending on their inclinations.

 

[Smuttyandfun]

So does my cat

So, I'm guessing your GF's name is Cat?

 

[Zootonius]

A properly-wielded Orgasmatron turns me to silly putty. A friend discovered this. She was... merciless. I was vaguely living goo. Everyone else was amused or bemused, depending on their inclinations.

And here I thinking of the Orgasmatron from Sleeper.

 

[EmilyMiller]

I’m generally pretty sensitive to stimulation, but I can’t say that this is on my list of things that get me off.

I’m happy to volunteer for an experiment when I get back from work. Will publish my findings here.

Em

OK - I performed my experiment under carefully controlled conditions (aka our bedroom), I even had a control. And the scalp massaging was kinda nice, but zero orgasms. As for the control .

Em

 

[Djmac1031]

As for the control .

You were supposed to massage his scalp hun. Not his scrotum.