Emily’s NEW positivity and being nice to each other thread

Boomers don't like GPSs, they're used to getting instruction from their pissed-off spouse or maybe a parent. It isn't kind. It is reassuring, and when you screw up, they scream their disapproval. This isn't the voice of their choice, it's the voice in the tone they hate. GPSs are just to nice for Boomers.
Boomers did much of the heavy lifting INVENTING the damn things.

I'm not a very techie person but I have some fellow Boomer friends who are as techie as it gets and they were all over GPS devices from the get-go, and that was a long time ago.
 
I called out our HR Manager for being an ageist. She was going on about the older staff members not having a good grasp of technology, and how they'd struggle with some new software they planned to introduce. I gave her the Paddington Hard Stare, and she quickly realised her monumental mistake and apologised.

On a positive note, I had a very nice DATY lunch. Google it, if you're not sure. :p
 
Young Lady, making generalizations like that might get you taken across some boomers knee. I was GEO Cashing before you were old enough to spell GEO. That's where someone hides a cache and then publishes the Longitude and Latitude and you use handheld GPS to guide you to that cache. (Do you have one of those??? and NOT your phone) I found every single cache in Georgetown CO (where we got married as old boomer bride and groom) every geocache along OhMyGod Road (a road most millenials don't have the guts to drive down in a 2 wheel drive coupe)

Just because the average boomer isn't welded to their phone 29 hours a day like most Gen Z folks doesn't mean we don't like GPS

GPS = Generalizing People Sucks
What's a cache? I thought it was summinck to do with web browsers but you're talking Saxon.
I love the idea of being taken over your knee or can I watch you doing Wanda?

Besides, give me a transit and I'll mark you position inside the cockpit
 
Uh... I'm a Boomer, and you know what? I was using GPSs and writing GPS mapping software before your lot was born. Thpthpthpthpthpt! :p

Where's my fuckin' cane?

Seriously, when I started, the only civilian GPS was literally a black box with an antenna connection and a data-out port, and when you finally were able to acquire enough satellites to get a consistent posit, you might have been accurate to about 100 yards or so. And it was your job to do something with the data spew!

My problem, relative to you Gen Zedders, is knowing what's in the sausage. The GPS-ish map data you see on your smartphone has a lot of crap in it. Now that has improved immensely since Google got serious about mapping, but the base dataset (TIGER) was rife with errors. The old joke about "Turn right in 200 feet" - which dumped you into a river or lake - was sort of true.

When we travel, we mostly use paper map books. There's just no way to get the big picture in route planning relying on the data's interpretations of what are and what aren't major or minor thoroughfares, especially on that microscopic screen. We've been routed down some pretty iffy dirt (and mud!) roads under the misimpression that the "GPS" could have been right.
I find it kinda funny that the older GPS was either vector or raster. The raster sales people had an impossible job selling photocopies of charts on an expensive monitor.

What were those directional marine radio beacons called... was it Lorenze?? I think the idea started in the 1940s war. I heard they were going to bring them back, because the GPS signal can be hoaxed.

I read about a navy junior officer being asked to take a moon rising with a sextant so that the ship's gyrocompass could be adjusted. How very cool is that!

Sorry everyone, but geeking out on navigation makes me happy.... btw has anyone heard anything from SamScribble? He handed in his notice recently, but he used to be a navigator on racing yachts. I've never had a chance to hear his stories of that.
 
I find it kinda funny that the older GPS was either vector or raster. The raster sales people had an impossible job selling photocopies of charts on an expensive monitor.

What were those directional marine radio beacons called... was it Lorenze?? I think the idea started in the 1940s war. I heard they were going to bring them back, because the GPS signal can be hoaxed.

I read about a navy junior officer being asked to take a moon rising with a sextant so that the ship's gyrocompass could be adjusted. How very cool is that!
Buzz Aldrin checked way points to the moon using a sextant and the Pole Star.
Sorry everyone, but geeking out on navigation makes me happy.... btw has anyone heard anything from SamScribble? He handed in his notice recently, but he used to be a navigator on racing yachts. I've never had a chance to hear his stories of that.
He might have gone to the great celestial beacon in the sky. I got the sense he didn't want to make a fuss.
 
What's a cache? I thought it was summinck to do with web browsers but you're talking Saxon.
I love the idea of being taken over your knee or can I watch you doing Wanda?

Besides, give me a transit and I'll mark you position inside the cockpit
A cache in geocaching can be something as small as a pill bottle, I've seen some as big as a tupperwear bowl with lid. The Cache will contain a log for the person who finds it to sign, and quite often trinkets, the geocacher will take one and leave one of their own. Some trinkets will be tracked, they have a registered number and the person who takes it will post on the internet "Took XYZ from Georgetown CO #16 cache" then later when visiting grandma in Bismark ND you go Geocaching and leave that trinket in a Bismark cache and post "Left XYZ in Bismark #7 cache" the "owner" of that trinket gets notified and can follow their trinket anywhere.

I'll do both you and wanda, how's that? ;)
 
A cache in geocaching can be something as small as a pill bottle, I've seen some as big as a tupperwear bowl with lid. The Cache will contain a log for the person who finds it to sign, and quite often trinkets, the geocacher will take one and leave one of their own. Some trinkets will be tracked, they have a registered number and the person who takes it will post on the internet "Took XYZ from Georgetown CO #16 cache" then later when visiting grandma in Bismark ND you go Geocaching and leave that trinket in a Bismark cache and post "Left XYZ in Bismark #7 cache" the "owner" of that trinket gets notified and can follow their trinket anywhere.

I'll do both you and wanda, how's that? ;)
Hey - flirting with @stickygirl and @onehitwanda is my job, do I have to get the Guild involved?

Em
 
I still don’t get how my saying nice things about other authors turned into a Fetish and Sexuality thread.

Em
 
I still don’t get how my saying nice things about other authors turned into a Fetish and Sexuality thread.

Em

You know full well that threads here go totally off the rails after four or five pages. Here we are on page 32 and I can’t quite tell where we’re going… boobs, hairy pussies, or finding our way around with navigation equipment. At least we’re now talking about sextants!
 
You know full well that threads here go totally off the rails after four or five pages. Here we are on page 32 and I can’t quite tell where we’re going… boobs, hairy pussies, or finding our way around with navigation equipment. At least we’re now talking about sextants!
better than cocktants at any rate :p
 
You know full well that threads here go totally off the rails after four or five pages. Here we are on page 32 and I can’t quite tell where we’re going… boobs, hairy pussies, or finding our way around with navigation equipment. At least we’re now talking about sextants!
OK, I know and agree. But, let’s buck the trend.

@MrPixel is a delightful guy and a pleasure to know.

There - much better 😊.

Em
 
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