I'm off to my colonoscopy

[Ann_Tagonist]

When monkeys fly out of my butt....

 

[Que]

Polyps: "I'm shrinking!!!'

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

I've played that "We'll call you if it turns out to be cancer" game before. So far, I'm 0 & 1.

 

[oO00Oo]

trannies flirting with each other is creepy...

 

[oO00Oo]

I've played that "We'll call you if it turns out to be cancer" game before. So far, I'm 0 & 1.

ahahahahaaa! drama drag queen.

 

[Que]

There seems to be some fecal matter clinging to the thread. Did you take all of the prescribed laxitives?

 

[Boxlicker101]

I had an endo too. I suppose they wipe the thing off in between.

They're also no fun. I had one of those yesterday too. The prep for a C is worse, but the residual effects of an E are worse.

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

They're also no fun. I had one of those yesterday too. The prep for a C is worse, but the residual effects of an E are worse.

My throat hurts like hell.

 

[Boxlicker101]

My throat hurts like hell.

Yeah, that's what I mean. The numbing solution they spray into your mouth to stop the gag reflex is probably the worst tasting thing I know of.

 

[Kirkrapine]

3 polyps and an inflamed duodenum. And a tingly butthole.

Oh, quit braggin'!

 

[Kirkrapine]

Maybe I'll go watch some enema porn.

That's got to be a real thing.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ann_Tagonist View Post
Maybe I'll go watch some enema porn.

That's got to be a real thing.

It's euphemistically called "Water Sports."

 

[Kirkrapine]

My throat hurts like hell.

Oh, quit braggin'!

 

[von_Bismarck]

My throat hurts like hell.

Womp womp.

 

[CandiCame]

I had to have one of those once. The worst thing was having to be on that clear liquid diet beforehand. I'm unprepared to put my life on hold for days just to stick something up my ass. No one else ever made me do that, doc.

 

[Boxlicker101]

I had to have one of those once. The worst thing was having to be on that clear liquid diet beforehand. I'm unprepared to put my life on hold for days just to stick something up my ass. No one else ever made me do that, doc.

It is unpleasant, but it's better than colon cancer.

 

[ishtat]

The English developed the fundamental concept of the colonoscopy. They tried it out first on a medaevil King, Edward II in 1327, but not too successfully. Two Knights, Gurney and Maltravers, not even qualified Doctors! first inserted a cow horn into the soon to be late King's rectum - swiftly followed by a red hot poker.

The English aristocracy objected to Edward II , not because he was gay but because his boyfriends were French.

 

[Notcastor]

A colonoscopy is usually done by an internist.

You need better health care.

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

Yeah, that's what I mean. The numbing solution they spray into your mouth to stop the gag reflex is probably the worst tasting thing I know of.

I was asleep by then. Propofol is some good shit. No wonder it killed MJ. "You'll feel a little drowsy"...bonk.

 

[Saint_Ann]

1. Keep your fluids at room temperature to avoid the chills.
2. Vaseline, vaseline, vaseline.
3. Pat, don't wipe.
4. Keep that pucker tight between squirts or....'roids.
5. See #2.

 

[Harrypalm]

I can't look orange Gatorade in the face anymore.

 

[Saint_Ann]

I can't look orange Gatorade in the face anymore.

I get that! So far I've had Orange Gatorade Zero, coffee, tea, water, chicken broth and all I want is pizza.