What’s your most controversial opinion?

[Wetsider]

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Fresh garden peas are to die for!

Kale on the other hand... Fuck kale! And not like in a fetish kind of way.

 

[AmberLGreen]

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Years and years ago when life insurance policies were sold to you by an actual person, I had a really nice insurance agent. He told me about how peas were useful in claiming a life insurance policy on your husband.

One night, allow your husband to go to bed first. When he has gone to bed, sprinkle lots of dried peas on the stairs. In the middle of the night, wake your husband in a panic saying you have heard somebody downstairs. He gets up in the dark to check and slips on the peas on the stairs. Vacuum the peas, and thus the evidence, away.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Years and years ago when life insurance policies were sold to you by an actual person, I had a really nice insurance agent. He told me about how peas were useful in claiming a life insurance policy on your husband.

One night, allow your husband to go to bed first. When he has gone to bed, sprinkle lots of dried peas on the stairs. In the middle of the night, wake your husband in a panic saying you have heard somebody downstairs. He gets up in the dark to check and slips on the peas on the stairs. Vacuum the peas, and thus the evidence, away.

If only I still had a husband.

(Empties the hoover bag)

 

[gga]

One night, allow your husband to go to bed first. When he has gone to bed, sprinkle lots of dried peas on the stairs. In the middle of the night, wake your husband in a panic saying you have heard somebody downstairs. He gets up in the dark to check and slips on the peas on the stairs. Vacuum the peas, and thus the evidence, away.

I'm just locking the bedroom door and going back to bed.

 

[ShaneoD]

If only I still had a husband.

(Empties the hoover bag)

Your husband must have been different than my dad, I don't think he'd even be able to find the Hoover bag. I think my mum does miss him when she needs to lift a heavy thing....... Then she remembers she can text me

 

[TigerLilly4U]

@TigerLilly4U do you want chime in? Does this make sense to you? Apparently Bogey is under the impression that I know anything about any sporting other than general opinions whole observing the game in confounded boredom

@Mr_bogey first and foremost Tig does not "sports". I once tossed her a frisby...a darn near perfect toss. All she would have had to do is open her hand to catch it. Her reaction was to step out of the way and glare at me as if I had just tried to toss her a used condom. There is NO SPORTSING that interests Tig. She is incredibly smart and can understand, comprehend, and retain information better than almost anyone I know, but when you don't give a flying fuck on the subject matter....well there's not much to be done.

That being said, since being on this site and getting to talk to some new friends I am learning about Rugby for the first time. In my opinion comparing Rugby and Football ( NFL, not soccer football) is a little like comparing apples and oranges. Sure they are both fruit...and kinda have the same shape so they sorta look the same. But really they are very different. So I don't know how you could compare the players when they really are such different sports. The whole dynamic and set up of the games are different...so without some serious training to insert Rugby players into Football games or vice-versa I don't see the point.

All that being said, from my inexperienced view point...football players would have to toughen up to play rugby...it seems more brutal, the guys don't go down when tackled, and play isn't being stopped for 3 minutes for evert 30 second play...but again just my opinion.

Not sure if that is what you were looking for @Tigobitties98 ... but that's what I got.

 

[Bry1313]

@Mr_bogey first and foremost Tig does not "sports". I once tossed her a frisby...a darn near perfect toss. All she would have had to do is open her hand to catch it. Her reaction was to step out of the way and glare at me as if I had just tried to toss her a used condom. There is NO SPORTSING that interests Tig. She is incredibly smart and can understand, comprehend, and retain information better than almost anyone I know, but when you don't give a flying fuck on the subject matter....well there's not much to be done.

That being said, since being on this site and getting to talk to some new friends I am learning about Rugby for the first time. In my opinion comparing Rugby and Football ( NFL, not soccer football) is a little like comparing apples and oranges. Sure they are both fruit...and kinda have the same shape so they sorta look the same. But really they are very different. So I don't know how you could compare the players when they really are such different sports. The whole dynamic and set up of the games are different...so without some serious training to insert Rugby players into Football games or vice-versa I don't see the point.

All that being said, from my inexperienced view point...football players would have to toughen up to play rugby...it seems more brutal, the guys don't go down when tackled, and play isn't being stopped for 3 minutes for evert 30 second play...but again just my opinion.

Not sure if that is what you were looking for @Tigobitties98 ... but that's what I got.

All I got from this is you know how @Tigobitties98 would react to you throwing her a used condom.

 

[MindYaBitness]

@Mr_bogey first and foremost Tig does not "sports". I once tossed her a frisby...a darn near perfect toss. All she would have had to do is open her hand to catch it. Her reaction was to step out of the way and glare at me as if I had just tried to toss her a used condom. There is NO SPORTSING that interests Tig. She is incredibly smart and can understand, comprehend, and retain information better than almost anyone I know, but when you don't give a flying fuck on the subject matter....well there's not much to be done.

That being said, since being on this site and getting to talk to some new friends I am learning about Rugby for the first time. In my opinion comparing Rugby and Football ( NFL, not soccer football) is a little like comparing apples and oranges. Sure they are both fruit...and kinda have the same shape so they sorta look the same. But really they are very different. So I don't know how you could compare the players when they really are such different sports. The whole dynamic and set up of the games are different...so without some serious training to insert Rugby players into Football games or vice-versa I don't see the point.

All that being said, from my inexperienced view point...football players would have to toughen up to play rugby...it seems more brutal, the guys don't go down when tackled, and play isn't being stopped for 3 minutes for evert 30 second play...but again just my opinion.

Not sure if that is what you were looking for @Tigobitties98 ... but that's what I got.

um, I think I get it...

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I mean, I ama big fan of fruit...

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[crazychemgirl]

Years and years ago when life insurance policies were sold to you by an actual person, I had a really nice insurance agent. He told me about how peas were useful in claiming a life insurance policy on your husband.

One night, allow your husband to go to bed first. When he has gone to bed, sprinkle lots of dried peas on the stairs. In the middle of the night, wake your husband in a panic saying you have heard somebody downstairs. He gets up in the dark to check and slips on the peas on the stairs. Vacuum the peas, and thus the evidence, away.

Does it have to be peas?

 

[AmberLGreen]

Does it have to be peas?

Lentils could work. I wouldn’t bother trying with couscous because that shit is good for nothing

 

[crazychemgirl]

More people would probably commit murder if they knew they could get away with it

 

[AmberLGreen]

More people would probably commit murder if they knew they could get away with it

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[AmberLGreen]

Most people wouldn’t get married if there wasn’t the “get out clause” of divorce

 

[snexxer]

More people would probably commit murder if they knew they could get away with it

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Ditto

 

[AmberLGreen]

My comment from the previous postvakso stands for this one.

And the times that I have questioned it, always involved my ex husbands

 

[snexxer]

Have you never looked at someone and questioned whether 15 years of your freedom would be worth it?

I have

 

[MindYaBitness]

Controversial Opinion:

People who call other people “hun” are intellectually challenged and terrible human beings.

Yeah, I said it.

I call everyone sugar...can we still be friends?

 

[jaF0]

I have a backhoe.

 

[RjThoughts]

Why don't more people chuckle when construction workers and farmers talk about their backhoes and front loaders?

 

[Vitriolhack]

But love is thicker than water, and higher than a mountain

Love is a shield, it keeps us away from insanity.

 

[Vitriolhack]

Liquor sold in plastic bottles just ain't right.

It’s actually essential when you’re drunk!

 

[RjThoughts]

Liquor in plastic >> beer in a can

 

[Vitriolhack]

Liquor in plastic >> beer in a can

I won’t tell you the amount of time I tripped on a perfectly flat surface! Plastic and aluminum cans are much appreciated.

 

[Bry1313]

Liquor in plastic >> beer in a can

Cans are better for storing beer than bottles. No light or air gets in.

 

[RjThoughts]

Cans are better for storing beer than bottles. No light or air gets in.

The taste of beer in the cans is horrible, even with the new liners!
Guess I'm just a beer snob LOL