Bro’s thread

[Bbl87]

Mine would not

*Dragging my mountain man ass off the couch to start walking...*

 

[muddler35]

*Dragging my mountain man ass off the couch to start walking...*

You’ve gone rogue you crazy sonofabitch!

Apropos of nothing, just always wanted to say that. I actually want someone to say that to me someday, but I guess I’ve never really gone rogue.

 

[FlyingThruLife]

You’ve gone rogue you crazy sonofabitch!

Apropos of nothing, just always wanted to say that. I actually want someone to say that to me someday, but I guess I’ve never really gone rogue.

You are way too nice to go rogue, you're always out there protecting those you care about. It's a good thing, we all appreciate it

 

[LadyLascivious1]

@Shady_nz ? Hmmm. Probably too nice for this group.
@LadyLascivious1 just volunteered. She just doesn’t know it yet.

I survived teen girl instant parenthood without breaking a sweat, so this frat house sounds like a walk in the park

Fair warning, I discovered I’m a “we all make choices” sort of parent. Meaning I’ll ask you questions until you understand the stupid thing you’re about to do…and then let you learn your own lesson while I laugh

 

[LexxRuthless]

This may lead to an upsurge in pulled groins in the future

Oh it was just a joke, didn't mean it as anything more.

That was funny, and I laughed, but my senior year I tore my groin muscles the second day we had two-a-days and I couldn't play football that season. Complete separation of the groin muscles from the bone on both sides. Couldn't even walk for a week, and couldn't run properly for 4 months. Oh, and no sexy nurse to tend to me, either.

 

[barefootgirl69]

That was funny, and I laughed, but my senior year I tore my groin muscles the second day we had two-a-days and I couldn't play football that season. Complete separation of the groin muscles from the bone on both sides. Couldn't even walk for a week, and couldn't run properly for 4 months. Oh, and no sexy nurse to tend to me, either.

Not even kisses could make that better. Ouch!

 

[LexxRuthless]

Not even kisses could make that better. Ouch!

Oddly enough, that injury led to me getting laid for the first time. I had a summer job as a lifeguard. Normally, I jogged to work and back. Since I couldn't do that, my boss, a woman named Kim, gave me a ride home. We flirted a little, and the third night she leaned over and kissed me in front of my house. Instead of getting out of the car, we drove to the beach and made out. I lost my virginity on the hood of Kim's car.

 

[muddler35]

Being serious for a second Brothers.

You can’t take care of your people unless you take care of yourself first. Drink your water, get your rest, eat something, get your feet in the grass. Be good to yourself. You deserve it.

Okay. Carry on. Sorry.

 

[FlyingThruLife]

Being serious for a second Brothers.

You can’t take care of your people unless you take care of yourself first. Drink your water, get your rest, eat something, get your feet in the grass. Be good to yourself. You deserve it.

Okay. Carry on. Sorry.

Thanks, life's kind of shit right now so I'm trying to figure it out. I definitely need some water though, and probably some food. I really appreciate the reminder

 

[muddler35]

Thanks, life's kind of shit right now so I'm trying to figure it out. I definitely need some water though, and probably some food. I really appreciate the reminder

You got this bro. Anything we can do to help?

 

[FlyingThruLife]

Not really, just in a pretty down mood about work. I feel like they keep saying one thing, and their actions represent something else. It is rather frustrating.

 

[muddler35]

Not really, just in a pretty down mood about work. I feel like they keep saying one thing, and their actions represent something else. It is rather frustrating.

Been there. It sucks.

 

[Bbl87]

Not really, just in a pretty down mood about work. I feel like they keep saying one thing, and their actions represent something else. It is rather frustrating.

Right there with you. Coworkers and I had a 2 hour bitch session at Buffalo Wild Wings yesterday. It was cathartic.

Next week we have a big change over that the higher upside have not really prepared for, so when shot runs downhill it'll be us that get the brunt. It'll be a shit show, but all I can do is my job and the rest, what happens happens.

 

[muddler35]

Right there with you. Coworkers and I had a 2 hour bitch session at Buffalo Wild Wings yesterday. It was cathartic.

Next week we have a big change over that the higher upside have not really prepared for, so when shot runs downhill it'll be us that get the brunt. It'll be a shit show, but all I can do is my job and the rest, what happens happens.

The bros all here for you, but now we’re craving chicken wings and beer.

 

[Bbl87]

The bros all here for you, but now we’re craving chicken wings and beer.

I mean, I'm never not craving chicken wings and beer to be fair.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Start with these while I fix some more.

 

[TrueNorthDadBod]

Start with these while I fix some more.

I’m so hard now

 

[barefootgirl69]

I’m so hard now

You might want to use those condoms I stole from the Burglar thread. That hot sauce is no fun!

 

[Bbl87]

You might want to use those condoms I stole from the Burglar thread. That hot sauce is no fun!

Nah, gotta rawdog that shit. YOLO!

 

[StillRain]

I was just here for the man spreading but this thread is making me all kinds of misty-eyed now.

 

[FlyingThruLife]

The bros all here for you, but now we’re craving chicken wings and beer.

Thanks man, this thread is pretty amazing. The amount of support and caring that comes from people on erotic literature forum is pretty unreal. So many amazing, and unbelievably horny people

Start with these while I fix some more.

You're a sweetheart, I really appreciate it.

 

[SixShooter14]

Being serious for a second Brothers.

You can’t take care of your people unless you take care of yourself first. Drink your water, get your rest, eat something, get your feet in the grass. Be good to yourself. You deserve it.

Okay. Carry on. Sorry.

well...shit. I think I'm failing at everything you just listed.

But I'm caffeinated and tired!! lmao

 

[SixShooter14]

I mean, I'm never not craving chicken wings and beer to be fair.

it's true.

 

[muddler35]

@barefootgirl69 We are lucky to have you. Best. Mascot. Ever!

 

[TrueNorthDadBod]

Bumping up the bros from page 4.

I’m done with a 3-day depressing professional exam. Beers on me